Good morning, everyone!
While you were sleeping, Dougie Hamilton took advantage of his newfound second-pair minutes due to the Wideman suspension and got himself a goal and an assist against the Caralina Whirligigs.
Imagine having an entire roster full of players who look like Tilda Swinton. The universe is strange and wonderful.
We get to thank the Buffulo Stabs in person tonight for giving us even more Habenfreude!