Bruins @ Blue Jackets 2/16/16: Period 1B – Electric Boogaloo

‘s back, back, back… Back again.

Guess who’s back, back, back, back again…

Bergy’s back… Tell a friend.

If you answered “Quiader”, you’re correct, he’s also back, and he’s scrappy. He missed being out among the people, punching them and crushing them to a nice, fine pulp.

Dumb Bruins D actually played defense and hooked and held the hell out of Alexander Wennberg, who was awarded a penalty shot, on which he capitalized. Regarding the defense: bitches be trippin’. OK, bitches actually be holdin’ and hookin’, but whatevs. Don’t kill my vibe, peeps.

Also, Bergy tied the game because he’s perfect and wonderful and everything that’s right about hockey. It’s a brand new game.

 

On to period 1B!

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Curmudgeon? Check. Awesome? Check. Jaromir Jagr? Czech.
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UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

*tiptoes in*

Hello? I can’t hang long (or at all) but hi?

*scurries away into the darkness*

Satan 81's Sister
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Hi!

the german hammer
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the german hammer
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Good news! Unstable Element is here! Somewhere!

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Somewhere is the right word. Trying to figure out the boards. My “hop over the boards” looks something like: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1071615/oops.gif

Satan 81's Sister
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Awesome! Hope somebody finds him!

the german hammer
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I approved him, so, whenever he wants to pop in, he will!

TimRich88
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TimRich88

hey guys, been paying attention to the game. had someone over but still was watching.

the german hammer
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No worries, Timmy.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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Ooooooooohhhhh. Lots of contents in the period 1B thread header. Me like-ee.
Nice job, Phones (& Hammer).

Satan 81's Sister
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And home. Stopped down to the store below me and they got coffee milk stout!

carvinbass18
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SO GOOD

the german hammer
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Hooray! I have to save one for phony.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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OK, exactly what penalty was that?

Satan 81's Sister
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The “I thought for sure he was going to fall” penalty?

carvinbass18
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How do you trip a guy who never fell!?

the german hammer
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Interesting. I knew I like Ryan Johnston:

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