Bruins @ Blue Jackets 2/16/16: Period 1B – Electric Boogaloo

‘s back, back, back… Back again.

Guess who’s back, back, back, back again…

Bergy’s back… Tell a friend.

If you answered “Quiader”, you’re correct, he’s also back, and he’s scrappy. He missed being out among the people, punching them and crushing them to a nice, fine pulp.

Dumb Bruins D actually played defense and hooked and held the hell out of Alexander Wennberg, who was awarded a penalty shot, on which he capitalized. Regarding the defense: bitches be trippin’. OK, bitches actually be holdin’ and hookin’, but whatevs. Don’t kill my vibe, peeps.

Also, Bergy tied the game because he’s perfect and wonderful and everything that’s right about hockey. It’s a brand new game.

 

On to period 1B!

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UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

*tiptoes in*

Hello? I can’t hang long (or at all) but hi?

*scurries away into the darkness*

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HEYA! Yes, go to the third period thread!

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Or just say hi here!

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Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Hi!

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phonymahoney
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the german hammer

Good news! Unstable Element is here! Somewhere!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Awesome! Hope somebody finds him!

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the german hammer

I approved him, so, whenever he wants to pop in, he will!

UnstableElement
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Somewhere is the right word. Trying to figure out the boards. My “hop over the boards” looks something like: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1071615/oops.gif

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hey guys, been paying attention to the game. had someone over but still was watching.

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No worries, Timmy.

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Ooooooooohhhhh. Lots of contents in the period 1B thread header. Me like-ee.
Nice job, Phones (& Hammer).

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thank you, and a huge thanks to VA

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the german hammer

I’m glad you did the Bergy’s back thing. I was thinking of that before.

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And home. Stopped down to the store below me and they got coffee milk stout!

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the german hammer

Hooray! I have to save one for phony.

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phonymahoney

mmmmmmmmmmm

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carvinbass18

SO GOOD

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

OK, exactly what penalty was that?

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

The “I thought for sure he was going to fall” penalty?

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Quaider is incredulous.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

How do you trip a guy who never fell!?

the german hammer
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the german hammer

Interesting. I knew I like Ryan Johnston:

https://twitter.com/Johnston985/status/699752636162170880

phonymahoney
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Right on!