CBJ @ BOS period 1B thread!

couldn’t get a B’s image posted to Getty reporters?

Well that felt a little more memorable as far as a B’s / Jackets game

goals from Jenner & Eriksson (still think it’s Krug’s goal) have this game knotted at 1.

How are we all feelin so far being back at home?

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DrHandgrenaid
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Oh You’ve gotta be kidding

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IntentionallyWidenberg
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that would mean 15-7 for 2nd period.
Felt like it, too.

DrHandgrenaid
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So clearly that was a 2nd period and not a period 1B

the german hammer
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Sometimes, despite our best efforts, they catch on to which period it is.

DrHandgrenaid
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so….. yank Monster?

Miss Muse
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What is the score now?

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

This is not going well.

DrHandgrenaid
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BTW, “Korpisalo” just makes me think how Sami Salo spent more of his career than not

Rallye
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Rallye

Is anyone keeping track of how many Finnish goaltenders opponents in a row this game is?

the german hammer
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IW and I thought that Finland would be bold enough to ice the first all goalie team in the 2014 Olympics in Sochi. I’m sad that they didn’t. They wouldn’t have scored any goals, but, they wouldn’t be scored on either.

Miss Muse
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Teemu Selanne would be awesome at goalie just cause he’s Teemu. wink

DrHandgrenaid
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Does Korpisalo count twice?

Miss Muse
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They are almost like a goalie factory over there in Finland.

the german hammer
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I sometimes wish that players automatically regenerated a stick when they break one. It would make it so much easier.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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Yeah, but it probably woudn’t be instantaneous. They’d be skating around with a tiny little stick, which they could play with their KFC-spork-sized baby hands.

the german hammer
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DrHandgrenaid
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“Boone Jenner on his knees and McQuaid gives him a pop”

#JackAfterDark

blebrasseur
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blebrasseur

I hear the habs are shopping PK. He could be useful. (does this site have a sarcasm font? I ask because of course they would never trade him to the B’s.)

the german hammer
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Is this because he’s supposedly bad in the room? I heard that Patches is far worse in the room and bad at leading on the ice. The Habs mos def do not deserve PK.

blebrasseur
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blebrasseur
DrHandgrenaid
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Patches is a bad person who may or may not sexually abuse puppies per the source I just made up but am quite certain is reliable

Miss Muse
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Oh my god you’re too funny with your hatred of Patches. I just seriously want to tweeze his annoying eyebrows.

the german hammer
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I just want to smack his ugly, stupid jerkface. The Germans have a wonderful word for it: Backpfeifengesicht, which basically means a face begging for a slap/ fist.

Miss Muse
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I need to remember this word, cause you explained so perfectly with it how I feel when I see his stupid mug.

DrHandgrenaid
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With a cast iron frying pan.

With spikes.

I think I’ll need a welding rig for this

the german hammer
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I think maybe you’ve found a new hobby.

DrHandgrenaid
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What, finding Jigsaw-like ways to unleash unspeakable horrors on PatchouliO’Houlihan’s person?

Maybe I should start reading more Lovecraft so I can summon the Great Old Ones to devour him

the german hammer
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Oh, I was thinking welding new weapons for Patchestorture.

DrHandgrenaid
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He brings out the best in hatred that I can offer

the german hammer
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Poor pretend puppies.

Miss Muse
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My pretend cats are eyeing him suspiciously now.

Miss Muse
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If they are legitimately trading him, I will trade dinners with my cat for one night.

They would be SO STUPID to do this. It really wouldn’t be fun for me to make fun of them, I’d feel so bad for their fans.

DrHandgrenaid
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I suspect the Centre Bell would burn. And that Marc Bergevin-shaped figure on fire? Not an effigy

DrHandgrenaid
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I doubt that hes available to anyone for any realistic price. But certainly not to the Bruins

blebrasseur
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blebrasseur

see my parenthetical remark.

DrHandgrenaid
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as for sarcasmafont, sadly no. so we just do @this@

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