Game Thread: Bruins @ Carolina Whalercanes – February 26: First Period

Iron Man Doug Jarvis welcomes you to… The Insurance Capital of the World  uh, Raleigh.

The Bruins head into Carolina for what could very well be a game of lasts: Eric Staal’s last game as a Hurricane, and Loui Eriksson’s last as a Bruin. Both will be unrestricted free agents in July, and the trade deadline is this coming Monday.

The Canes, who are on the second half of a back-to-back, have been mediocre (5-4-1) in their last ten outings. The Bruins, unfortunately, haven’t been much better (6-4-0), but are a strong road team (20-10) for some reason. Tuukka has won two in a row and is going for his third against Cam Ward. I’m glad the Flying Finnish King is in net, because the Monster was abysmal last time he played.

For Carolina, the following men will not be dressing (ooh la la!):
Andrej Nestrasil (lower body), Justin Faulk (lower body) and Jay McClement (upper body).

THE LINES

BRUINS:

CAROLINA WHALERCANES:


(Notice the imposter Rask. Pay no mind to the misspelling of “Hanifin”.)

More:

The Loui Eriksson situation remains a mystery.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/wfOe7SdZ3XyHm/200.gif

 
A quick note to the opposition:

RED ROVER, RED ROVER, SEND LILES RIGHT OVER!

Doug Jarvis would rather be in Hartford, what about you? And more importantly, what’s on tap?

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the german hammer
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Cash
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I don’t like how it doesn’t highlight new comments anymore hmm or did I click that off?

the german hammer
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If you run your cursor over the comment, it goes white. Also, sometimes when you leave the page, new comments don’t show up yellow.

Satan 81's Sister
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Huh, still highliting for me.

UnstableElement
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Ooooo, the annual Northeastern (and BC) get killed by the Red Sox games are this Monday.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Was that embellishment?

Anonymous
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Is Dennis Seidenberg the only former Whalercane on the Bruins?

Cash
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yes Seids is the only former Cane,

Do you know the only former “whaler” still considered to be in the league? since he hasn’t signed his retirement papers yet

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Róbert Petrovický?

Satan81
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J.S. Giguere.

the german hammer
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Pronger?

I don’t know but I threw out a name.

Cash
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Cash

Yes its prongs

who is now a “coyote haha

the german hammer
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It was a total guess only because you said something about not signing his retirement papers yet. That would have been a great Jeopardy question.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Jeeze. I always forget he’s been around that long.

Rallye
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Rallye

He must be old?

IntentionallyWidenberg
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I think so. Bartkowski is cooling his heels in western Canada nowadays.

Miss Muse
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He got TWO goals last night though! smile

the german hammer
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Bart, the offensive defenseman. Heh.

Rallye
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Sorry, that was my question, I must have gotten booted out, there.

the german hammer
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That was weird. I know that if you close the page, it requires a re-logging in. At least, that’s what happens to me.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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Nvm – Bart was a Panther, not a ‘cane

the german hammer
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Me: Are you printing something?
Him: Yes.
Me: Oh, what is it?
Him: A picture of David Pastrnak.
Me: Are we going to frame it and bow down to it every day?
Him: Close.

Satan81
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I said yesterday Bruins increased term of their offer. Can now confirm they're at 4 years. Eriksson wants longer.

— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) February 27, 2016

Cash
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Panthers have Brandon Pirri I wouldn’t mind him in Boston for Loui

Miss Muse
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Why would we deal with anyone in our division if we are sure we’re making a push for the playoffs, though?

Cash
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bright side of it? you know the players tendencies and can shut him down ala Kessel everytime

Miss Muse
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I just saw that and I don’t think him staying here looks all that good now, though I do wonder *how* much longer does he want?

the german hammer
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6 years I bet.

Miss Muse
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That’s what I’m thinking too…

the german hammer
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Yeah, I can understand that that is too much term. But, he could sign him to it, limit the NTC and trade him later.

Miss Muse
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I’d have liked to have seen something like 4 or 5 with the first two years having an NTC and then open the rest of the way.

the german hammer
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A full NTC is nuts. No one would want to sign him with that.

Miss Muse
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Yeah that would be ridiculous.

the german hammer
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Well, Chia…

Miss Muse
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Ha ha ha…I did think of him. smile

the german hammer
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Get ready for the trade. It will go down Monday morning.

Miss Muse
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*sigh*

the german hammer
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Sorry.

I will not rub it in by taking bets on what time it goes down.

Miss Muse
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I’m not betting on it, but I have a feeling it’ll be down to the wire…

Cash
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Need more Friday night hockey games

the german hammer
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Is that a “Let’s Go Bruins” chant I hear?

Satan81
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\,,/

Miss Muse
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I wouldn’t doubt it. smile There seem to be a lot of Bruins fans in the arena, I heard.

Satan 81's Sister
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UNC and Bagel Bruin sure are loud.

the german hammer
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Yep, because they are the only two…that we know there.

Miss Muse
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Tuukka’s dad…

IntentionallyWidenberg
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UnstableElement
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I am groot?

Miss Muse
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I don’t know what that is, but it’s kinda creepy.

the german hammer
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It’s the Tuukkusa that we found on a hill in Montana.

Miss Muse
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Awwww….

The dads are high fiving! The dads are high fiving!!!

— Mel C (@MelCshn) February 27, 2016

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