Morning Free Association 3/1/16

That was a lot like the Rapture. Especially the part where nothing happens. Except if the Rapture really happened, then the wretched souls left behind would have no idea that anything happened. Are we doomed to a Purgatory of low-ball trade offers and first round exits? Or are we secure in knowing that nothing really happened and that life will go on as…er…wait…uh oh.

Soooooo yeah…What’s on tap?

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Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Also you know what? If the rapture happened yesterday, we’d really be in a mess cause I’m sure Bergy would have ascended.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

ha. Absolutely

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

My hoodie has found its way back to Wilmington, DE. It was signed for, and I gave the stupid guy about 2 weeks (MORE than enough time, I think) to refund my money. So now, we wait.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Is it still traveling “rural back-roads” route?

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Oh no, this was FedEx. Tracking Number and Proof of Signature. I am NOT kidding around here. smile

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

“Initial here to decline delivery by pack mule”

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

Rinaldo suspended five games

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Not surprising.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

We’re a very rational bunch around here. smile

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

That’s fair.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

One more question for you all. Rinaldo. Put on waivers. Has that hearing today and may get some games off for bad behavior. Are they thinking of moving him to the AHL as he cleared waivers, and would that affect his punishment any — do suspensions from the NHL carry over to the AHL?

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Dunno. It might ‘wait’ until he gets called back up to the NHL, maybe?

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Amalie Benjamin (as usual) has the answer:

Rinaldo will have to serve the five games in the NHL. The AHL can choose to uphold the suspension there, too.

— Amalie Benjamin (@AmalieBenjamin) March 1, 2016

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Why do I always hit peak “Done with this place” when I’m in no position to change jobs. Last year it was because of the wedding. This year it’s because I don’t want to fuck up our mortgage application and approval.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Because your coworkers are bastard coated bastards?

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

It’s not even personal this time. I’m just done with the bitching, the general unwillingness for improvement in manufacturing, and people competing for who’s priority. It’s just so fucking tiring to listen to this non-sense, even if I’m largely avoiding it.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

ugh I hear ya. I wish you could do what I do in these situations & just put headphones in and crank the music

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

There is some of this in every workplace. People being people.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Horrraaaaayyyyyy mediocrity!

Cash
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Cash

https://flic.kr/p/E9ZXG4

and I am back learing to take pictures again for Sting Hockey grin haha if you have twitter you should follow @Sting_Hockey because I run it

Cash
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Cash

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DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

So if any of you haven’t seen John Oliver’s Trump rant from this past weekend, I strongly encourage you to do so. #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain is wonderful

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

it really was fantastic.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

It was a pretty solid. He earned the mic drop.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

I don’t watch nearly enough Last Week Tonight. I need to fix that, because John Oliver is great

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

John Oliver is a comic and runs a TV. I take everything he say as entertainment. Yes, Trump is an asshole. That’s all I will take from that.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

It’s kinda of amazing how Jon Stewart changed the landscape for political comedy. The Daily Show used to be about pretending to be an actual news crew, going into smallish towns and interviewing people over weird things. John Stewart totally revamped that in a way that not even Weekend Update ever really did.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

The funny thing is that the original “Daily Show” name was even a spoof on itself because it was only one night a week.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

The finale alone was amazing!

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

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Noel Acciari (No. 55) pic.twitter.com/gVuW8xm6Iw

— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins)
March 1, 2016

Acciari still rocking the Shredder mask from his broken jaw earlier on

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

CAGEFACE* RIDES AGAIN

Chris Kelly is on the ice skating this morning. Out since broke femur in October

— steve conroy (@conroyherald) March 1, 2016

*May or may not actually involve a cage

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

He seems to be ahead of schedule!

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

He has risen for Easter! Our Savior….Christ Kelly!…err Chris…

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

I seem to recall a brief, ill-considered movement to call the 3rd line to start the 12-13 season the Holy Trinity, as it was the Son of God-Christ Kelly-Raptor Jesus.

The Chris Bourque turned out to be the Son of Milkman, Kelly and Pevs had a bad season, and the hockey gods gave us Oflodnap

How the hell did that team make the SCF?

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Christ Kelly & Raptor Jesus work in mysterious ways Doc. Mysterious ways

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

It was obviously because of Redden.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

I remember this. It worked well til the Milkman got involved.

Cash
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Cash

I am ok with the Bruins making the playoffs…………………………………… as long as It’s a matchup against the Panthers haha “priorities”

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

I am even ok with TB…i am less OK with TB…but i do not think the last game was a good indication. The team got stupid and the refs got stupid all at the same time and just swung momentum in unfathomable directions. I am really ok in with any team except the Caps (not including the west).

Cash
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Cash

need to ask the wife what the prices are for with season tickets because pretty sure we have to buy in for all rounds…… I just want to see the Panthers I mean I could fly down to Florida but hey if they face Boston worth it haha

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

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