Ohhhhhh….. what happened last night?
BREAKING NEWS!
Have you seen this man?
This is Bruins center David Krecji
Aliases: David, French Fries, Czech-1
Once leading the NHL in scoring, David Krejci has gone missing*.
David had previously been seen generating lots of goals, and most definitely not being skated around by Rick Nash.
His friends and teammates miss him deperately.
If you find him, please call us, or contact his son, David
“Come back, David. We need you!”
This has been a public service announcement.
*To be fair, Krejci scored 1G 1A vs the Sharks a mere 3 games ago, and looked great doing so, but he & Pastrnak have been blanked for the last 3 games, with negative +/-, and the timing for a scoring slump is not very good. It sure would have been nice to see his line have a bigger positive impact last night.
In other news, Boston Bruins forward “Scoring Finish” has been reassigned to their AHL affiliate in Providence, RI. The Bruins have activated “No Goal” who had 2 assists last night.
Hoping for better tonight.
Good morning folks.
I guess I’m kind of glad I’ve been missing these games. I’m a little nervous and don’t want a repeat of last year.
I met with my project group last night from last year for a reunion and we went to this pizza place called 800 degrees, where you get to build your own pizza. It was pretty fun. I’m very much looking forward to the weekend.
I hear that first part. I only was able to deal with last year because I was already drunk at my bachelor party when the shoe dropped.
ugh it’s still snowing.
IT’S TECHNICALLY SPRING DICKNUTS
I WANNA BE BACK ON THE BEACH!
Well, I mean we could. but I think what you want is
I WANNA BE BACK IN THE CARRIBEAN
This is accurate. I do very much want to be back on a boat drinking beer and seeing bands.
I want to be touring wineries again.
The seeing bands isn’t a need on this boat drinking beer. Hell it doesn’t even have to be beer. It can be hard liquor too! Just warm though. And not at work. And with friends.
Hey All, it’s taking me a while to get going this morn. The Bs disgust me right now. They need to turn the beat around!
Coffee has been consumed. The fog is clearing
I now have “Turn the Beat Around” stuck in my head.
You monster.
The Vicki Sue Robinson (’70s) version or the Gloria Estefan (’80s) one?
I have the Gloria version in mine
Gloria Estefan.
Morning, peeps. Just got in from the dentist. Progress: my next appointment is only a cleaning.
hurray!
http://www.etonline.com/news/2015/03/24135356/set_cat_brushing_teeth.jpg
pretty much!
So…BUTTEL POINTS! (yes i know what it did.)
* not buying the house, contractor estimated 150K to fix foundation
* going to Pitts. from the 4th – 29th
* WTF bruins…they all looked hungover except the Bergy line.
* WTF refs…DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A HOLD IS…PROLLY NOT…I BET YOUR MOTHERS NEVER SHOWED YOU ANY AFFECTION BECAUSE YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT LIFE (no offense Stripes)
* WTF NBC…why you so bad at everything??? You have the rights to the game from BOTH TEAMS how do you not have more than one camera angle on anything? Also Pierre needs to go cover CHL or something so we never have to listen to anything he has to say…he is like a Fox News Reporter that asks only questions he thinks will get a snarky response and he finds comical in some way. I hate you Pierre. You were also a horrible coach on the Whalers and no one liked you.
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Run the hell away from foundation issues. My buddy bought a place that had already had to be ‘lifted’ once due to settling and sliding downhill. Talk about sitting on a crate of dynamite… a problem waiting to happen.
Oh yeah no. I am not even considering it anymore the second i heard it. The only reason i haven’t told the bank yet is so i have more time to move out.
Are you renting the place now or something?
Yep, rented the property for 5 years. The Landlord got foreclosed on so ive had a direct line to the Bank for about 6 months to negotiate a price before it even hits the market…living there for 5 years i know all the issues. The foundation is brick and i knew it needed work, but i didnt realize how bad it actually was till the contractor pointed out the bowing from a side angle.
Idk if it’s just one of those streaks, but the past few games have been bad officiating. Maybe it’s just cause soft calls are working against us on the score board (which is not the officials doing) idk. It’s annoying. I don’t mind doc emeric, but MAN Pierre sucks, which is weird, I like him on the radio.
He is one of those guys that thinks he is smarter than everyone else and needs to show the world his knowledge even if his insight has nothing to do with what anyone wants to hear.
Great example was trade deadline when he was sitting at the news desk saying things that had no relation to reality and everyone else looked at him “like…ok whatever Pierre”..like they know its easier to just shut up and ignore he said anything than call him out.
His interview of Marchand pissed me off to no end. It came off as “I think you are still a dirty lil player so let me hint at it the whole time and see if i can get you to react to it.”
I dislike Doc way more than I dislike Pierre.
I have no choice but to dislike you.
Whoops. Just realized I had plans tonight. There goes most of the game. Maybe I’ll make the 3rd period.
4-day weekend for me starts at 6pm, so I’ll be a glutton for punishment and stay up late to watch it.
ALL THE DOODLES!
I was just stuck in a two hour meeting, which was two hours that could have been better spent making doodles.
Your brain:
http://i.imgur.com/YUjIiUA.png?1
FIFY
Everyone’s brain
Your brain on drugs:
http://www.hockeyexpress.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Montreal-Canadiens.png
Yay! I get to leave early today at 4 and have Friday off, myself. Well, Friday will not be a complete day off as I get to escort Mr. Mulder to the vet in the afternoon.
I now know what name to choose for my eventual pet fox.
Heh.
Having three glasses of whisky before sending an angry email to a vendor who’s taken almost a year to install an internet circuit was totally the right plan.
#SatanStyle
It’s morning!
“I don’t care that you don’t taste very good”
HERESY!!! HERESY!!!
Coffee is good. Work coffee that’s been sitting in the bottom of the pot for an hour. Not so much
Ah, okay. That is another matter.
You’re still on warning for insulting the God that is Coffee but at least you are no longer going to burn at the stake for it!
Oh yeah. Coffee at my work is really really bad coffee.
Is it at least free?
Yes. Which is why i drink it
Morning.
Cars are expensive. Getting killed by my wife’s car inspection and related fallout. Ugh.
Still better than last nights hot mess of a game.
Have to laugh… apparently my rant/criticism/attack against ‘that other place’ and its current manager ruffled some feathers… I’ve been blocked by both Kalman and KPD despite no interactions with either. Pretty convenient that KPD did it though… saves me from having to ever see his drivel!
Are you sure you didn’t take down KPD by mistake? You were taking no prisoners that night.
I don’t follow the man nor do I ever read his writings. When I saw Kalman had blocked me I did a search and found a whole one benign tweet directed his way from me. There were none for KPD
Now I’m even more curious.
Oh. Think I found it.
@Selke37
Think it was over last weekend with the main account and CHBs
Twitter war?
Question that may help this make more sense to me. Are you from the “other place” that we’re all from? If so, who were you in said past life. I still haven’t figured it out.
BobbyOrrsBastard.
This. Don’t recall if we overlapped there or not.
I don’t know carvin or most of the others here to my knowledge
I’m the artist formally known as BruinsX2 or BBKM. I saw you there for a wee bit of time early going.
Recall the name
Glancing at your username history there, I will guarantee we did not cross paths.
Satan81 there, Satan81 here. The only interaction between the two of us I remember is you castigating me for claming that Chris Kelly could be a 2nd line center on a lot of teams (a few years ago).
That definitely sounds like my style…
I don’t follow them or the sport nearly as closely so am far less opinionated nowadays. Still a masshole though.