Big game tonight! Lee Stempniak returns to New Jersey, wearing black ‘n gold. The B’s need points however they can get them in order to stay ahead of the Wings and Flyers.
The Bruins’ playoff chances are presently 80.8%.
Can the Bruins sign Jimmy Vesey? The Bruins signed Blake Wheeler the same way back in 2008.
What’s on tap?
OPERATOR, GET ME SWEDEN!
What’s good you outcasts
Cash money dawg
Same old same old.
Keepin it real. How about you, E-money?
typical day off shit
Holy shit I LOVE this jersey. Ferris State University has it going on
You’re quite welcome!
My prints are signed. No more staring at stupid jets for me today!
YOU WILL KEEP STARING AT STUPID JETS!
no no no. jets. Not Jets lol
My favorite football play in history right there
Na na na na na na na na BUTTFUMBLE.
“Look in the field! Is it a touchdown? Is it a catch? No, it’s BUTTFUMBLE”
Butt fumble is funny every fucking time you see it.
Every damn time. He just runs right into the butt.
It’s so glorious, it literally has its own Wikipedia page. FOR A SINGLE PLAY.
Oh my god. The gift that will always give.
The Wikipedia page should just be the butt fumble gif.
It’s almost as funny reading it.
“Buttocks dislodged the ball” Love it.
My un-football self:
Because why not:
I really like that jersey.
I’m seriously considering getting a Seidenberg one.
How hard-up is team Europe that they took on Seids? I mean, the guy is barely worthy of an NHL slot let alone all-star team.
Thats a little harsh…he take your parking spot once or something?
No, but he did piss in my cheerios…
Seriously though, I have no issue with the man, just that he’s a shell of his former self. Shows a lack of depth with the Euro team that they have to rely on a guy like Seids whose best days are well behind him.
Using the eye test i like to think he is more dependable than the last two years, He is definitely not the 2011 player he was back then, but he hasn’t been as exposed this year. But yes, you would think you could fill a top 6 D core with younger and more mobile talent across an entire populous.
I don’t agree on the eye test- I think hes looked just about as bad as the numbers have said. So many games he looks like hes skating in wet cement and he just isn’t any good at forcing shots to the perimeter anymore, which was always his main asset as a defenseman (and what made him such a great part of Claude’s system in the past)
running guys off the road, so to speak, was always my favorite asset of his
Where is my motivation?
Has anyone seen it?
I think your motivation and my motivation went to breakfast or something.
They’re definitely drinking OK Beers together.
Let me know if you find lost motivations. Mine’s been missing for quite some time. I think it’s dead.
I’d look for it, but i don’t have any motivation.
Still feeling a little sick. I’ve been battling something since March 10.
fucking amazing you two
My lovely work computer is blocking those images. I will never know what you posted.
Should we tell him or leave him in suspense?
Leave me in suspense
I’m going to go blind today.-_-
Masturbating too much?
Ha, no. Looking at white jets on white paper. I have to make sure all 1024 3cm nozzles are firing in 12 different jets. Spoiler, they’re not right now.
How can you even tell…?
You stick your face over each nozzle. If it fires ink into your eyes, it’s working.
(Lesson learned from the Howard Fine & Howard school of fixing stuff.)
Remember Folks, If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying.
IW is right.
no, there is a gloss difference so using a flashlight I can see the difference. There’s a special UV flashlight that picks up the difference really well, the problem is finding one to order.
I’ve actually got one of those at my desk. Not even kidding.
it’s funny. They bought us all like, 75$ blue lights to see the yellow jets, but they cant spend the 15$ on the UV ones for white
They are afraid of the other stains you might find.
They do like to screw us over this time of year……
Only this time of the year? You hiring? lol
Well.. March, June, September, December
Why don’t they just have you use black paper?
Do you have special glasses to see the color contrast?
Only if your palms don’t go hairy first!
It was Constantinople, but that was a long time ago…
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
I hate you all.
My brother owns THE GUITAR which They Might Be Giants used to recorded the Malcolm in the Middle theme song.
Yeah, well, I have the same birthday as the skinny one!
Life is unfair.
Thats a very, very specific piece of memorabilia
I liked it better when it was called Byzantium. They really knew how to do things – they had their own Pope and everything. Of course, that was back before the Internet. They wore leather helmets, you know. Nope, they just don’t make ’em like that anymore.
Wasn’t that the name of a vampire movie?
Recch for being old tymey (or maybe just old?).
Foolish Poile, expecting a Harvard guy not to be a complete douche…
Stupid Poile, putting all his eggs in one basket…