Morning Free Association 3/29/16

Big game tonight! Lee Stempniak returns to New Jersey, wearing black ‘n gold. The B’s need points however they can get them in order to stay ahead of the Wings and Flyers.

The Bruins’ playoff chances are presently 80.8%.

Can the Bruins sign Jimmy Vesey? The Bruins signed Blake Wheeler the same way back in 2008.

What’s on tap?

Satan81

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Cash
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Cash

What’s good you outcasts

DrHandgrenaid
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Keepin it real. How about you, E-money?

Cash
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Cash

typical day off shit

Satan 81's Sister
Editor

Same old same old.

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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Cash money dawg

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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http://fanatics.frgimages.com/FFImage/thumb.aspx?i=/productImages/_2026000/ff_2026739_xl.jpg&w=500

Holy shit I LOVE this jersey. Ferris State University has it going on

carvinbass18
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wooo!
My prints are signed. No more staring at stupid jets for me today!

Satan 81's Sister
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YOU WILL KEEP STARING AT STUPID JETS!

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Na na na na na na na na BUTTFUMBLE.

“Look in the field! Is it a touchdown? Is it a catch? No, it’s BUTTFUMBLE”

Satan 81's Sister
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Butt fumble is funny every fucking time you see it.

Satan 81's Sister
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Every damn time. He just runs right into the butt.

phonymahoney
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My un-football self:

Oh, that must be the butt fumble.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

It’s so glorious, it literally has its own Wikipedia page. FOR A SINGLE PLAY.

Oh my god. The gift that will always give.

Satan 81's Sister
Editor

The Wikipedia page should just be the butt fumble gif.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

It’s almost as funny reading it.

At the 32-yard line, as he tried to slide down to protect himself and the ball, Sanchez collided with right guard Brandon Moore, who was working against Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork, and Moore’s buttocks dislodged the ball from Sanchez’s right arm. As Sanchez was knocked down and Moore fell on top of him

Satan 81's Sister
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“Buttocks dislodged the ball” Love it.

carvinbass18
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no no no. jets. Not Jets lol

My favorite football play in history right there

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

More jets:
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Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

BUTT FUBLEEEEEEEEE

phonymahoney
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Where is my motivation?
Has anyone seen it?

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

I’d look for it, but i don’t have any motivation.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Let me know if you find lost motivations. Mine’s been missing for quite some time. I think it’s dead.

Satan 81's Sister
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I think your motivation and my motivation went to breakfast or something.

phonymahoney
Editor

They’re definitely drinking OK Beers together.

Satan 81's Sister
Editor

Damn them!

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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Still feeling a little sick. I’ve been battling something since March 10.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

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UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

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carvinbass18
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fucking amazing you two

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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FUCKING AMAZING!

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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My lovely work computer is blocking those images. I will never know what you posted.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Should we tell him or leave him in suspense?

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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Leave me in suspense

carvinbass18
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I’m going to go blind today.-_-

DrHandgrenaid
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Only if your palms don’t go hairy first!

phonymahoney
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Yikes

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Masturbating too much?

phonymahoney
Editor

That’s unfortunate.

carvinbass18
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Ha, no. Looking at white jets on white paper. I have to make sure all 1024 3cm nozzles are firing in 12 different jets. Spoiler, they’re not right now.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Do you have special glasses to see the color contrast?

DrHandgrenaid
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How can you even tell…?

carvinbass18
Editor

IW is right.

no, there is a gloss difference so using a flashlight I can see the difference. There’s a special UV flashlight that picks up the difference really well, the problem is finding one to order.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

I’ve actually got one of those at my desk. Not even kidding.

carvinbass18
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it’s funny. They bought us all like, 75$ blue lights to see the yellow jets, but they cant spend the 15$ on the UV ones for white

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Why don’t they just have you use black paper?

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

They are afraid of the other stains you might find.

carvinbass18
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They do like to screw us over this time of year……

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Only this time of the year? You hiring? lol

carvinbass18
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Well.. March, June, September, December

IntentionallyWidenberg
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You stick your face over each nozzle. If it fires ink into your eyes, it’s working.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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(Lesson learned from the Howard Fine & Howard school of fixing stuff.)

Satan 81's Sister
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Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Remember Folks, If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying.

phonymahoney
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Morning, kids!
slumber

Some things:

  • Reading a new book, Last Train to Istanbul. Apparently I’m all about Istanbul these days. Anyway, I’m sad the last book ended and that it’s not a series. The new book is good.
  • Vesey does not address a need, but we could mover some things around. I don’t expect Donny to be too idle.
  • First swim class tonight. I can swim, it’s just a fun activity so, why not? As usual, I want to cancel because I’m a spazz.
  • Cheese and almonds for breakfast.
  • Coffee is lovely.
  • There’s no fucking way we don’t make the playoffs… right? RIGHT? Ugh.
  • I should be pretty busy today. Trying to get out or March without further incident.
  • The BOB
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    The BOB

    It was Constantinople, but that was a long time ago…

    IntentionallyWidenberg
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    I liked it better when it was called Byzantium. They really knew how to do things – they had their own Pope and everything. Of course, that was back before the Internet. They wore leather helmets, you know. Nope, they just don’t make ’em like that anymore.

    phonymahoney
    Editor

    Recch for being old tymey (or maybe just old?).

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    Wasn’t that the name of a vampire movie?

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Why did Constantinople get the works?

    phonymahoney
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    That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    Scrubs - Turk Dancing To Poison

    The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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    My brother owns THE GUITAR which They Might Be Giants used to recorded the Malcolm in the Middle theme song.

    DrHandgrenaid
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    Thats a very, very specific piece of memorabilia

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    Life is unfair.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Yeah, well, I have the same birthday as the skinny one!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    I hate you all.

    The BOB
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    The BOB

    Foolish Poile, expecting a Harvard guy not to be a complete douche…

    phonymahoney
    Editor

    Stupid Poile, putting all his eggs in one basket…

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