Night of the Living Thread! Red Wings at Bruins Original Thread

HOPE

As many of you know, I am a proud Rhode Islander, or Icelander based upon the recent attempt at a tourism campaign, and we have this wonderful flag to symbolize hope not only our tiny state, but for the nation. Today, I would like to extend that hope for the Bruins to make the playoffs.

I have hope. It’s about a shot full, maybe two, depending upon how you look at it. Admittedly, this glass is probably two shots worth.

shot glass full of hope

Each period I’ll document how much I have left for your viewing pleasure.

Some people pair wine with dinner, or even beer, I like to pair songs with despair. Each thread, I’m going to share a song or two that sums up how I’m feeling about this all-important game.

Okay! By now we know that it is an uphill climb to get a playoff berth. Here are all the scenarios for them to make it: Bruins must win tonight and against the Senators on Saturday, Wings have to lose both the game tonight and Saturday against the Rangers, the Flyers just need to engage in spontaneous combustion and cease to exist. Actually, if the Wings would just do the polite thing and do that as well, that would be just peachy. Whatever happens, the Bruins somehow did this to themselves.

BRUINS LINES

FORWARDS

DEFENSE

GOALTENDERS
Tuukka Rask
Jonas Gustavsson

RED WINGS LINES
According to Daily Faceoff

FORWARDS

Red wings lines

DEFENSE

Red wings defense

GOALTENDERS

Jimmy Howard
Petr Mrazek

So, what are you offering to the Hockey Gods™ doing to ease your mind tonight?

UPDATE:

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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Again!!!!!!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Ooooooohhh yeaaaahhh?!!!!!

phonymahoney
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blebrasseur
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blebrasseur

hm, the thread doesnt seem to be auto updating for me.

DrHandgrenaid
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also gets a little clunky when theres this many comments

blebrasseur
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blebrasseur

yours appeared!

Satan81
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Its behavior for me is loading more messages when I reach the bottom of the page.

blebrasseur
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blebrasseur

ah, so my problem is I like to have the newest posts at top so I never get to bottom of page.

phonymahoney
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Doing both for me. Maybe because we’re busy tonight.

Rallye
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Rallye

Nylander with the assist on TOR #2 goal, I think he’s trying to help!

Miss Muse
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Wants to help his buddy out as much as he can?

phonymahoney
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what am I missing here?

Rallye
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Rallye

He’s Pasta’s chum, and TOR is now 2 up on the Flyers, he scored #1, assisted on #2

phonymahoney
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Ah, the first part! totally forgot!

Rallye
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Rallye

Rallye
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Rallye

Satan81
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Hook & DIve!

Satan81
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Toronto beating Philly would help us.

phonymahoney
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I meant the Nylander part in particular

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK

phonymahoney
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get some shots on…

DrHandgrenaid
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Quaider should just go home -NOW!!

UNCMedievalist
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UNCMedievalist

A hooker from Detroit? Perish the thought.

DrHandgrenaid
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Insert Kid Rock and/or Juggalo joke here

IntentionallyWidenberg
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And magnets. How do they work?

UNCMedievalist
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UNCMedievalist

If only Kid Rock and ICP would take each other out.

DrHandgrenaid
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I feel like the most likely outcome would involve Kid Rock and Shaggy2Dope just making out

UNCMedievalist
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UNCMedievalist

To which we would all shout, “FINALLY! AND GOOD FOR YOU GUYS!”

phonymahoney
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I wish we’d be so lucky

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long!

DrHandgrenaid
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That song ruined Warren Zevon for me and I hope Kid Rock gets raped by a polar bear for that crime.

UNCMedievalist
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UNCMedievalist

Polar bear? I’d rather it be a polar bear sized duck.

DrHandgrenaid
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I had to think about this one, and dude, you are one evil motherfucker

Rallye
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Rallye

puring out some Faygo

phonymahoney
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bet they’re really cheap, though

UNCMedievalist
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UNCMedievalist

Hear you can find them around a lot of dives.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Rrrrrrecch.

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