As many of you know, I am a proud Rhode Islander, or Icelander based upon the recent attempt at a tourism campaign, and we have this wonderful flag to symbolize hope not only our tiny state, but for the nation. Today, I would like to extend that hope for the Bruins to make the playoffs.
I have hope. It’s about a shot full, maybe two, depending upon how you look at it. Admittedly, this glass is probably two shots worth.
Each period I’ll document how much I have left for your viewing pleasure.
Some people pair wine with dinner, or even beer, I like to pair songs with despair. Each thread, I’m going to share a song or two that sums up how I’m feeling about this all-important game.
Okay! By now we know that it is an uphill climb to get a playoff berth. Here are all the scenarios for them to make it: Bruins must win tonight and against the Senators on Saturday, Wings have to lose both the game tonight and Saturday against the Rangers, the Flyers just need to engage in spontaneous combustion and cease to exist. Actually, if the Wings would just do the polite thing and do that as well, that would be just peachy. Whatever happens, the Bruins somehow did this to themselves.
BRUINS LINES
FORWARDS
Lines:
Marchand-Bergeron-Stempniak
Spooner-Krejci-Eriksson
Beleskey-Talbot-Pastrnak
Vatrano-Acciari-Ferraro— Fluto Shinzawa (@GlobeFluto) April 7, 2016
DEFENSE
Defense:
Chara-K. Miller
Krug-McQuaid
Liles-C. Miller— Fluto Shinzawa (@GlobeFluto) April 7, 2016
GOALTENDERS
Tuukka Rask
Jonas Gustavsson
RED WINGS LINES
According to Daily Faceoff
FORWARDS
DEFENSE
GOALTENDERS
Jimmy Howard
Petr Mrazek
So, what are you offering to the Hockey Gods™ doing to ease your mind tonight?
UPDATE:
Tonight’s #NHLBruins game against Detroit will now be shown on both NESN and NESNplus.
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) April 7, 2016
Julien says Max Talbot is in for Jimmy Hayes tonight. #NHLBruins
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) April 7, 2016
Again!!!!!!
Ooooooohhh yeaaaahhh?!!!!!
IN HERE, GUYS
Hello! Great previous Period! Now the New Thread
Awesome! Everyone out of the pool! (and into the other pool…)
hm, the thread doesnt seem to be auto updating for me.
also gets a little clunky when theres this many comments
yours appeared!
Its behavior for me is loading more messages when I reach the bottom of the page.
ah, so my problem is I like to have the newest posts at top so I never get to bottom of page.
Doing both for me. Maybe because we’re busy tonight.
Nylander with the assist on TOR #2 goal, I think he’s trying to help!
Wants to help his buddy out as much as he can?
what am I missing here?
He’s Pasta’s chum, and TOR is now 2 up on the Flyers, he scored #1, assisted on #2
Ah, the first part! totally forgot!
Hook & DIve!
Toronto beating Philly would help us.
I meant the Nylander part in particular
SHOOT THE DAMN PUCK
get some shots on…
http://orig03.deviantart.net/ff9d/f/2012/177/9/e/cas___shots__by_cutiepi97-d550bwy.gif
Quaider should just go home -NOW!!
A hooker from Detroit? Perish the thought.
Insert Kid Rock and/or Juggalo joke here
And magnets. How do they work?
If only Kid Rock and ICP would take each other out.
I feel like the most likely outcome would involve Kid Rock and Shaggy2Dope just making out
To which we would all shout, “FINALLY! AND GOOD FOR YOU GUYS!”
I wish we’d be so lucky
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long!
That song ruined Warren Zevon for me and I hope Kid Rock gets raped by a polar bear for that crime.
Polar bear? I’d rather it be a polar bear sized duck.
I had to think about this one, and dude, you are one evil motherfucker
puring out some Faygo
bet they’re really cheap, though
Hear you can find them around a lot of dives.
Rrrrrrecch.