Game Thread: Senators @ Bruins – The Middle

The first was an equal opportunity period, with lots of chances going both ways. David Pastrnak has been great, Jonas Gustavasson has been phenomenal.

Bruins are leading 1-0 with a gorgeous Pastrnak goal from a sort-of-stretch-pass-lob from Marchand. It was reviewed for offsides, but the review deemed the offsides inconclusive. Bravo.

Also, the Rangers are leading the Red Wings 1-0. No Goal struck again, this time for Detroit.
suedance

Here are some things people are saying:



Lighten up, jerk.
punch

David Pastrnak:

I’m having really fun.

Stay glued to the TV, kids.
happy

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Curmudgeon? Check. Awesome? Check. Jaromir Jagr? Czech.
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Satan81
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Satan81

whyyyyyyy

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Jesus if the Bruins are going to play like 00’s Bruins can they at least be in PoohBear jerseys and look the part too?

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

They should bring Tuukka back during the intermission to crap all over the team.

And they should speak strongly-worded criticisms, too.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

recch

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Load him up with Scopolamine & Immodium and put him in Smith’s uni with orders to not remove his mask for any reason.

phonymahoney
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this is nice, I guess

Bruins have not allowed a shot on goal since the timeout.

— Ty Anderson (@_TyAnderson) April 9, 2016

the german hammer
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the german hammer

I would like to see this:

The Bruins have found a way to go back in time and not only prevent all the goals that were scored against them in this second period, but, found a way to make Tuukka unsick and brought back their defense from the 2011 Cup run.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

Quote taken from “some guy, 15 minutes into the alternate future.”

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

If OTT could score 4 unanswered goals in the 2nd, BOS can do the same in the 3rd, right?

Right?

Someone please say I’m right?

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

You are right. The Ottawa defense outside of Karlsson is a dumpster fire

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Possible, nay guaranteed.

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Wonder what dumb move were going to do in the offseason to appease the dumbest section of the fanbase

Satan81
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Satan81

Sign Yandle?

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

Lets see

  1. Fire Claude, hire Mike Millbury
  2. Let Loui go, sign Chris Stewart, overpay
  3. raise ticket prices, offer a free soda for each season ticket holder
phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

This is ridiculous.
Jeremy Jacobs would never just give away soda.

the german hammer
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the german hammer

Soda is a huge money maker!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Jeremy Jacobs just turned off his TV.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

The mother of all second periods.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Fucking brutal.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

GOD DAMNIT BOSTON OTTAWA IS FUCKING 29th IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE ON THE PK LOOK LIKE YOU’VE PRACTICED THIS AT LEAST YOU JERKWADS

okay i feel better

the german hammer
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the german hammer

THe Bruins picked a terrible time to start playing like it’s the second period. Who told them?

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Truuuue hahaha

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Anyone on the Panthers bandwagon? Or Ovi can finally get his cup

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

I’m always pro-Jagr, but I hate 29 teams. smile

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

I missed you soul-mate. Yeah I must hate about 25

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

If the Be get eliminated, I will root for the Jagrs.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

I guess it’s time to start praying for PHI to lose back-to-back games so we can be 2nd WC and go 4-and-out against WSH.

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Oh…is that possible? I thought if we lose were out no matter what?

MadScientist72
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We’ve got a point on PHI for 8th right now & a 2-ROW lead on the tiebreaker. So they can even get one loser point & we’ll still be in. For what that’s worth.

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Thats right, sorry ever since the win the end of the Red Wings game, Ive been insanely busy. Im off today