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Curmudgeon? Check. Awesome? Check. Jaromir Jagr? Czech.
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Satan81
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.@68Jagr is coming back to the @FlaPanthers … deal done, terms coming

— George Richards (@GeorgeRichards) May 5, 2016

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Just updated it with the official live streaming link.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Sis gets the assist on that one.

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Vielen Dank!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

So my town’s new hot button issue is the car wash.
“It sucks!”
“You suck!”
Small town life, ladies and gentleman.

DrHandgrenaid
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People are incensed about a car wash? Possibly the most inoffensive of businesses this side of a use book store or antique shop?

Vermont is something else. Even small town NH isn’t that far up its own ass

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Now, small town Nova Scotia, on the other hand, may just be that far up its own ass

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The local paper, The Valley Reporter, has a dumb section called Valarie Porter (heh heh, get it? Like I said, dumb) that I never read. Apparently last week they criticized the car was which led to this wonderful gem this week from the owner:
http://www.valleyreporter.com/menu-opinion/myview/11291-an-old-school-style-carwash
And another person weighed in:
http://www.valleyreporter.com/menu-opinion/letters/11288-using-the-carwash

carvinbass18
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What was the negative review? Jesus that reply from the owner was ruthless

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Honestly have no idea since I never read that section.

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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The Once and Future Bagel Bruin

I’m actually very picky about my car wash, which is why I do it myself

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

ahahahhahahha wow

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Talk about not pulling any punches. I’m thinking the original column author isn’t well liked to begin with, because even ongoing feuds in my hometown didn’t get that nasty (and there was one nasty selectwoman who liked to cause many a ruckus).

carvinbass18
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Good article by our favorite writer:
https://scoutingpost.com/2016/05/05/bruins-prospects-update-the-amateurs/

Re-Senyshyn:

The biggest knock on Senyshyn right now is his shift-to-shift consistency and a tendency to hang back looking for scoring chances rather than going into his own end and doing the grunt work for loose pucks with regularity. That’s not to say he’s a lazy player- he’s not- but he won’t beat out some of the other older, more advanced right wingers in the system with the goal scoring alone

I always wonder if players in junior do this after being drafted high to try to minimize injury potential. It’s something I hear often of 1st & 2nd rounders who go back to juniors their first year after being drafted.

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Sheesh, it’s like he’s 19 years old or something.

Thetallest81
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He's Immature and has no place in the Bruins org....trade him

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Let’s wait until we sign him to a big contract and make him untradable.

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I hear that about so many junior players. You know they can score, but if they’re getting down and dirty on an every shift basis do you think the injury risk gets in their heads so they stop doing it to preserve their shot at the NHL?

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His Zboril review in this one is pretty much verbatim what I talked about on BoT after seeing him this season

The BOB
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The BOB

Could someone please juts shoot me in the head… please?

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The BOB
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The BOB

Excellent choice of source material my German friend.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Good Morning All! Feeling pretty chipper in spite of last night’s late night affairs. Hockey, that is.

Single game tonight.

So, one of the beer league teams had a coach last night. That is frowned upon. Oh, if it’s a “coach” that hangs out and passes beer to his buddies (we can’t see that, for some reason) fine. If, as was the case last night, the “coach” wants to give my partner and I a hard time, then the fun begins!

Me: Coach, do you know what a beer league coaches job is?

“Coach”: No, I don’t

Me: That’s why I’m here. I do know. Your job is to open and close the door for the players and to keep your mouth shut. Can you do that.

“Coach”: I’ll say anything I want.

Me: Well, you better say it nice and loud, ’cause you’ll be saying it outside. Goooood niiiight. (all sing songy)

Players on the bench: Thanks, ref! We can’t stand that guy.

Turns out he is the father of one of the players. One that had already been tossed for douchebaggery. Hilarious. Even better, I have their game next week. I’m laughing my ass off already.

Not enough rain last night, no boating today. I might actually have to work…but don’t bank on it!

A la pression – cafe con bourbon (translated to hockey by Google)

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You, sir, are a fucking knight.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

MAKE HIM A KNIGHT!

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*applause*

UnstableElement
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Good Morning,

-It’s Thursday and raining. But the Sox won last night, Ortiz murdered a baseball, and Clay actually pitched well, so that’s something.
-Two more applications out yesterday. Someone hire me, please?
-Carpet replacement is scheduled. Meaning move-in is on track for a week from Saturday. Very much looking forward to that.

That’s all I got.