Morning Free Association: May 11, 2016

Well, the second round is over for Eastern Conference.

The Penguins were up a couple goals. The Capitals forced overtime, and the Hockey Gods made a questionable decision in allowing the Penguins to take game six in overtime. Not cool, Hockey Gods. We made the appropriate sacrifices and everything.
Jskdijr

There were handshakes. Evil has triumphed again.
Hehehehe
Evil

The Western Conference game sevens are tonight (Blues at Stars), and tomorrow (Predleys at Sharks).

Anyway, what’s on tap?

Are you going to shotgun your coffee, or your cheap Renaissance beer?

Dawg

IMPORTANT EDIT:
Congrats to UNCMedievalist, now known as Doctor UNCMedievalist. We’re so glad it all worked out, buddy.
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#papalenthusiasm

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Magyarország went a period without getting scored on! 0-0 after one period against Finland, including killing off a 5-on-3.

The Canadian announcer’s pronunciation is so bad I don’t know half the Hungarian players he’s referring to.

Sverige is stomping Qazaqstan 3-0 after one. Goals from Mikael Backlund, Linus Klasen, and Adam Larsson.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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I thought i said hi, but maybe i never pastaed. this is becoming a habit.

Anyway, Hi All!

On tap – An Ovechkin… that’s a White Russian without a cup. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

I’m definitely going to try to work today. Soon

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Heya! Check it out! Infrared bourbon!

http://whiskyadvocate.com/2016/05/11/buffalo-trace-experimental-collection-2016-infrared-light/

Amazingly it’s not an April Fool’s joke.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Me want!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

this is becoming a habit.

and this is a becoming habit!

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And another one bites the dust.
http://i67.tinypic.com/16264iv.png
DeCAPitated!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Good Morning All! And it is a good morning as I finally found a couple grand I had stashed in the house and couldn’t remember where. Holy Shit! I’ll never hide it again. I did manage to throw a lot of crap out while looking for it, so that’s great.
That’s it. I’m definitely working today.
Double header tonight. Yay.
I have a picture of my mom doing a keg stand at 86 years young. I’ll try to find it.

phonymahoney
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I have a picture of my mom doing a keg stand at 86 years young. I’ll try to find it.

You people are ridiculous. I fucking love it.

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He comes by it honestly

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

IT”S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Oh, so i did pasta. Kewl!

Satan81
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“Nigeria demands back stolen money in UK” is one of the best headlines I’ve read in a while.

http://www.bbc.com/

Satan81
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Satan81

Yes, President Buhari, right away, sir. Please send your bank account and and routing numbers and we’ll make the transfer immediately.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

That’s rich.

(Pun intended)

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Ah, the irony!

Satan81
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Bielarus rallied with 4 (!) goals in the third period to defeat Slovensko 4-2.

Confoederatio Helvetica edged out Latvija 5-4. Eric Blum scored with a minute and a half left to give the Helveticae (sp?) the lead.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

The Swiss call themselves Helvetica?

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

A whole nation of hipster graphic designers. They were speaking Romansh before it was cool.

Satan81
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“Helvetica is a widely used sans-serif typeface developed in 1957 by Swiss typeface designer Max Miedinger with input from Eduard Hoffmann.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helvetica

Satan81
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Satan81

“In 1960, its name was changed by Haas’ German parent company Stempel to Helvetica (meaning Swiss in Latin) in order to make it more marketable internationally. It comes from the Latin name for the pre-Roman tribes of what became Switzerland.”

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“The Helvetii were a Gallic tribe or tribal confederation occupying most of the Swiss plateau at the time of their contact with the Roman Republic in the 1st century BC.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helvetii

DrHandgrenaid
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Well, yeah. Doesn’t mean my answer wasn’t more fun.

Satan81
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Satan81

True, but now I’m reading about significantly less-civilized Swiss.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

This is just like that video on why Germany goes by so many other names in the world. smile

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From yesterday’s MFA:

“Swiss Confederation”
German: Schweizerische Eidgenossenschaft
French: Confédération Suisse
Italian: Confederazione Svizzera
Romansh: Confederaziun svizra
Latin: Confoederatio Helvetica

The country code for Switzerland is CH, based on the Latin.

phonymahoney
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Yup. Used to have a guidance counselor from there.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

And and and….my friend in Germany posted a picture of her and her guy at a Dunkies in Leipzig or Berlin, or you know, somewhere in Germany. So I had to look. There’s at least one in Stockholm. I may go just to say I went. grin Not every day cause they are suppose to have one of the best coffee-drinking cultures in the world, but…come on. smile

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Oh yeah, Dunks is all over Germany now. I’ve been seeing them in various train stations and there’s one right near the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

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Satan 81's Sister

Get me some chocolate Munchkins.

Satan81
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Satan81

Those will be the chocolate Munchkins with the highest carbon footprint ever.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Worth it.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Deepest?

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Rallye

“Dunks is all over Germany now”

Say it ain’t so!

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Morning all!

I am so mad that the Caps lost, and thereby ALL of my (yes ALL, stop laughing) brackets have gone kablooie.

I just wanted to duck in and say hey I’ve been trying to keep myself busy with work and am working on a grad school app and trying to do actual work at work so I haven’t been on here in a bit.

I’m sure you all noticed and were quite sad.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Who are you again?

Just kidding. Howdy.

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Yeah, that blew my remaining eastern bracket predictions. I’m just glad there isn’t going to be a 3rd game seven this round. This has been a brutal playoffs if one is trying to catch all the games.

I still had the Stars being alive now, so my bracket isn’t totally dead (for another 12 hours, anyway)

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Hey stranger!

Been wondering what was up! Grad school, eh? Neat.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

It’s a goal of mine to freaking just apply. Not think about getting in, and paying for it but actually submit an application.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Hey! Was thinking about you the other day!

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Oh really? Dare I ask what brought me to mind? grin

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*moves his chips to “appelkaka”*

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Hahaha! It was “Muse hasn’t been on B2B in a while.” Was going to message you, Muse, but I’m not good at remembering to do things.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Ha ha ha! That’s not a bad guess. grin

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Definitely something Swedish.

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phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

I actually did notice and was wondering what was up, but then I remembered that you mentioned trying to cut down your internet usage at work.

Satan81
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Swiss 3 Latvians 3 after two. Goals: Nino Neenerneener (2), Gregory Hoffman, Mikelis Redlihs (2), Ronalds Kenins.

Slovaks 2 Belorussians 0 after two. Andrej Sekera and Tomas Jurco with the goals.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

The Canucks’ Linden Vey’s father and father’s mistress are going on trial for conspiracy to murder their respective spouses.

One must assume Angela Pimpsbury cracked the case.

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Also: How likely is it that Trevor Linden told Jim Benning to acquire Linden Vey because of his first name?

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UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

That’s a fun one. Yikes.

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phonymahoney

Angela Pimpsbury

i almost lost some coffee

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

I just really had a sudden urge to be able to use that gif, as tangential as it was to the post

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

I get it. Sometimes I get gif urges.

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Satan 81's Sister

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

This gif always makes me uncomfortable

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

It’s…hypnotic.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

such thrust
much disco
wow

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Also: How likely is it that Trevor Linden told Jim Benning to acquire Linden Vey because of his first name?

very.

DrHandgrenaid
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phonymahoney
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Ha!
I noticed the coding came up twice when I pressed the button once, but thought I’d roll with it and edit if it didn’t work. OH well.