Mike Milbury is giving out fine hockey advice as always.
This is so unsatisfying to me as a former coach to watch your player with a slash that doesn’t really hurt him. If you’re going to slash him, you know, crack a bone or something. And if you’re gonna hit somebody from behind, you know, give him a slight concussion or whatever; — Mike Milbury.
Don Cherry Would be proud.
— Florida Woman (@_Flor1daWoman) May 15, 2016
The headline sounds terrifying until you see a picture of the actual baby nurse shark.
In related news, paramedics responded to a man bitten by a Chihuahua by taking him to the hospital with the dog still attached.*
* This did not actually happen, I hope.