Morning Free Association, May 18, 2016

Mike Milbury is giving out fine hockey advice as always.

This is so unsatisfying to me as a former coach to watch your player with a slash that doesn’t really hurt him. If you’re going to slash him, you know, crack a bone or something. And if you’re gonna hit somebody from behind, you know, give him a slight concussion or whatever; — Mike Milbury.

Don Cherry Would be proud.

Also, Sharks!
Sharks
Sharks
Shark-shark
Sharks
Sharks
Sharks
Shark-shark
Sharks
Everybody
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The headline sounds terrifying until you see a picture of the actual baby nurse shark.
In related news, paramedics responded to a man bitten by a Chihuahua by taking him to the hospital with the dog still attached.*

* This did not actually happen, I hope.

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