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Satan81
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QUOTA!!! Canada smoked Sverige 6-0. They finished the second period with two more goals – Rad Brad from Dumba and Scheifele, and Max Domi from Reinhart and Matheson. In the third, Mark Stone got an unassisted goal and Derick Brassard got one from Gallagher and Hall.

Rossija finished off Deutschland 4-1. Vadim Shipachyov got his second goal of the game late in the second period. The reinforcements got on the board in the third period, with Alex Ovechkin scoring from Kuznetsov and Lyubimov.

The playoff semifinals are on Saturday, May 21. Rossija will face Suomi and the USA will face Canada. It’ll be another 9:15AM ET start time for the first game (whichever it is) and a 1:15PM ET start time for the second game (whichever that is).

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Cross-posted from:

https://bobbytobergy.com/2016/05/19/world-hockey-championship-playoff-preview/

Suomi polishes off Danmark 5-1. Goals in the third period from Jussi Jokinen (EN) and Mikael Granlund.

USA upsets (?) Česko in the shootout. Auston Matthews with the only shootout goal, Keith Kinkaid stopping all three attempts by Česko. USA 2 Česko 1 is the final.

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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Stupid Germany:

Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Hey All! More work today! I’m enjoying getting everything all spiffy here. If I spend a little more time on my garden than any of the others it’s okay.
Just one game tonight. Last night the games moved pretty well. Good flow means I get my legs moving. There is nothing like the feeling of really flying on skates. I had to throw a hip check last night. A collision was unavoidable and I threw the hip automatically as protection. Oooops, I crushed the guy. Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug!
I’m thinking one more cuppa is on tap.

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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The Once and Future Bagel Bruin

One time I laid the best hip check ever. Sadly it was a no check league and I was given two minors.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Awesome.

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Wow, forgot about that one. Absolute gem.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

That was brilliant.

Thetallest81
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Used car salesman always gets me.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Kessel often reminds me of Ron Howard’s brother. I think his name is Mark.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Clint?

UnstableElement
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They just replaced a light above my desk. I usually like things dim. They most know this and picked the brightest replacement they could, because I swear my desk is glowing.

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Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

I want one of these tree burning flashlights….

carvinbass18
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Morning folks
A couple of tales of hockey, work and life; starring me, CB18:

  • I’m warming to this idea of Pittsburgh winning because of Kessel, but boy do I just fucking hate them. Just so so much hate.
  • Dealing with a really bad alignment fault here at work yesterday & today. I got my manufacturing engineer involved: “We should leave it, it’s not directly in the print path” ugh, okay sure I guess, tolerance is 5 thousandths across 15 feet. I’m 16 thousandths across 16 inches but w/e. Out of my hands now
  • They started painting the bathrooms last night, but apparently they ran out of paint because an entire wall isn’t done & they did zero trim work. Seriously there is a 1″ gap around everything unpainted. Just goes to show you how we half ass EVERYTHING
  • Em finished a wedding cake order yesterday. She’s fucking good.

    Holy fuck Em's good pic.twitter.com/JONrQFxxcv

    — anthony amabile (@carvinbass18) May 18, 2016

  • Coffee on tap today. Only a day and 3/4ers until vacation time!!!
  • Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    I don’t know why, but I don’t find myself hating Kessel. I kind of forget about him most of the time.

    carvinbass18
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    I don’t hate Kessel, it’s just Pittsburgh as an overall. Samuelsson, Cooke, the petulant whining over the years of Lemieux, Crosby. The ultimate tank job to get Lemieux. Lucking into Crosby. Just fuck Pittsburgh in the face with a crowbar.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    This I can understand.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    I love Mario. Maybe the best hockey player ever. Came back from Hodgkins to lead the league in scoring. Of course, that was the good hodgkins
    Other than Mario and Jr Mario, not a fan of Pittsburgh. Wait, Roberto Clemente. He was pretty cool, too.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Because I screwed up the first comment and can’t edit and, and .. just forget it. roll

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    tolerance is 5 thousandths across 15 feet. I’m 16 thousandths across 16 inches

    Wow. Even our shitty engineers wouldn’t let that go.

    carvinbass18
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    Yeah, actual engineering stepped in and said no, but I had to make a small adjustment to the beam (not in the print path) so based on old process it would be okay. Turns out that because I did that it is exactly why I’m having this problem. Never mind the fact that when I put the adjustment back to original it gets worse…… Now I’m waiting for the ultimate decision, because we have two methods of aligning our beams. This is a cluster-fuck.

    Dr. Medievalist
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    The wife comes home today! (Well, tonight, errr, tomorrow morning – she gets in at 12:40am).

    http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-10-2015/e3yyMX.gif

    Satan81
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    Satan81

    Nice!

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Woohoo!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    Yay! Have fun you crazy kids!

    IntentionallyWidenberg
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    A water main broke in front of our house last night. I heard a little commotion at ~3AM but didn’t check it out until I wanted to shower this morning and discovered that this morning’s fun bathing & brushing teeth time was canceled.
    There was quite a large pond with a bubbling fountain directly in front of the driveway which I had to traverse to get to the donut shop (so I could pee without wasting our precious ‘last flush’).

    On the bright side, I got to work a half hour early. roll

    Satan81
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    Satan81

    GET THE DUCK BOATS READY!

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    IntentionallyWidenberg
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    I think the DPW guys would get a kick out of an inflatable duck (until it got too close to the backhoe).

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    Then you’d have bigger problems than having to pee at a donut shop.

    Dr. Medievalist
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    Dr. Medievalist

    Totally saw “duck” as “dick” as I scrolled by.

    Miss Muse
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    Miss Muse

    I’m hazarding a guess here cause I don’t recognize the buildings but I remember hearing that duckie made a home for a while in Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong.