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Curmudgeon? Check. Awesome? Check. Jaromir Jagr? Czech.
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IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

ICYMI:

Bruce Cassidy, Jay Pandolfo to join #NHLBruins coaching staff; Paul Whissel named Dir. Sports Performance & Rehab: https://t.co/UIleHFddzs

— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) May 24, 2016

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

So this means that in addition to Doug Houda, Doug Jarvis & John Whitesides are not coming back

Joe Sacco & ‘Goalie-Bob’ Essensa are back.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Ehhh I just don’t like Sacco…. maybe it’s cause he was HC of the awful Av’s team a few years ago?

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Hes coached both a terrible and a good PP with us, so I dunno.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Schrodinger’s coach.

the german hammer
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the german hammer

https://twitter.com/MarkDivver/status/735124908896817152

Well, I guess Cassidy has made a case for himself down in PVD and deserves a shot at something more. Plus, if things go south quickly, they have a possible replacement for Claude right there. (Before you boo me, that’s not what I want to happen.)

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

Well, then you let the contracts expire on all the assistance, you promote from within. Claude has a great cast around him now.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Well folks, we’re officially Oflodnap’d.

Gotta figure Whitesides got canned on account of Krejci being told NOT to get surgery last summer

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

According to the Bruins’ Hockey Ops page, Whitesides is still the strength & conditioning coach. Whissel is the director of sports performance & rehab which, I guess, would make him Whitesides’ boss.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Morning, peeps!

BULLET POINTS:

  • I was MIA yesterday. Super busy at the place of business.
  • Still super busy today, but I thought I’d pop in. May has been busy because of our compliance crackdown, and June is traditionally our second busiest month, so I’m fully expecting to be semi-MIA until July. Yikes.
  • Didn’t get to skate yesterday because someone who was coming in late called in instead, so I was stuck as coverage. That’s OK, I’m not making any progress anyway, hahahahaha
  • My work boyfriend is usually in the other office Tuesdays and Thursdays. He’s here today, and I’m all sorts of flustered. AHHHH.
  • We made some draft previews. They’ll be coming out every day. Read them and discuss.
  • COFFEE.
  • Satan81
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    Satan81

    I made a Burns doodle:
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    phonymahoney
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    phonymahoney

    hahahah, recching this one HARD

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    Good morning folks!

    It’s been a good vacation so far. Had a fire on Saturday and a few friends over. Sunday Em & I spent some time at the park playing softball with our friends Brandon & Cody and a couple of little ones. It was supposed to rain all day Sunday so my actual softball coach called off practice, so naturally it was perfect weather all day. Yesterday should have been a great day to mow the lawn, start burning brush in the pit and all that stuff, but instead we stayed inside all day watching netflix. It was kinda wonderful. On tap today is good coffee and some more drywalling.

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    You drywalling that back porch? Glad to hear you’re getting a break. I’m going to need one once I’m settled in.

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    I got drunk last night and made cheese covered fries. My body disagrees with my decisions. And yes, I drank boxed wine.

    However, the combo did go fairly well the hockey game.

    Also, I used to wear these when I played hockey
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    My new team had a fit, so I bought these.

    https://images.totalhockey.com/img.aspx?pic_id=78117&pic_type=5

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    When you come up for the party. You and I are taking a trip to New Hampton (or Plymouth if it’s open) to show you the amazing selection of boxed wine in the liquor store there. It’s seriously a giant wall of boxed wine.

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    smile

    phonymahoney
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    phonymahoney

    Those are still fucking fantastic.

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    I think they rock, but my teammates literally moaned and begged me to never where them again. After we lost 7-1 I agreed.

    Miss Muse
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    Miss Muse

    Your new team is no fun.

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    Hey folks. back at the office today after 4 days away (field on Friday, and then long weekend). Bit of a drag, but our summer students start today, so field season should be fully streets ahead by some time next week.

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    Good old office work. What are you looking for when you go back out in the field?

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    Tin, mainly, but I’m seeing some project creep and its going to be more a big mish-mash of rare metals- tin, indium, lithium, molybdenum, tungsten, niobium, plus more pedestrian stuff like zinc copper and lead.

    Basically the entire SW portion of the province is one big single system, so I’m trying to figure why we see some of these minerals some places and not others. first year of what is supposed to be a 3 year program, but I suspect could easily become a full career undertaking.

    3 years, 29 years, its all the same really. Government!

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    Are you looking for possibilities of mining or just making sure it’s all safe?

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    Mining. My responsibility is mineral development, not geohazards.

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    Let me know if you find any Neodymium. I could use some more.

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    You joke, but the rare earth elements are kind of a big deal.

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    Please find some. China owns the market; therefore making light weight bass gear too expensive.

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    What about some diamondium

    IntentionallyWidenberg
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    IntentionallyWidenberg

    diamondium? Hah! That’ll never work. My diamondillium will save us all!

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    thank you

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    Its problematic- the REE’s are… well, rare (heh), and sizeable deposits are tricky. Among the many reasons China controls the market is that their mines in Northern China are pretty much unrivaled. Any time meaningful competition arises, China can easily manipulate the prices and drive them down, making the great expense of extracting them anywhere else prohibitive. Mountain Pass in California has gone into production several times and simply can’t compete. Several world-class REE deposits in Canada are shelved for the same reason. China’s apparent unwillingness (and frankly, can you blame them?) to participate in fair trade practices with respect to the REEs (among other things) makes this a real dilly of a pickle

    Satan81
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    Satan81

    That reminds me – I need to make a Vlasic doodle.

    Miss Muse
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    Miss Muse

    Walking pickle! Walking pickle!

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    There was a point, about 5 years ago, which China JACKED up their prices. Suddenly the neo speaker phase was over. Neo speakers were about half the weight of their ceramic counterparts and nearly had the same definition.

    Neo is slowly coming around again, but it’s just more expensive. It’s considered an expensive luxury.

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    Yes, and that sparked MASSIVE amounts of illegal mining in China, as well as tons of exploration elsewhere. But then China dropped the prices, largely in an effort to kill off their own illegal mining, and thats resulted in a lot of other projects worldwide getting mothballed.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Fair trade is unfair!

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Haven you found any vibranium yet?

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    If he gets us some plutonium, can you build us a Flux Capacitor?

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    You can’t mine plutonium! You have to this comment has been redacted to keep Doc off of the no-fly list

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Sure, but I need a little Unobtanium to finish it.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    B2B is going back to the future!

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Lithium for me, please!

    Miss Muse
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    Miss Muse

    Or Admantium or Vibranium.

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Additional Side Story: There’s the (posssibly feral) cat that wanders about our neighborhood. Everyone seems pretty chill with it, though, including the dogs. I’m beginning to think it’s actually based somewhere on our property. It literally doesn’t give a damn, if I’m outside and it’s there, it looks at me, and goes back to doing whatever it does. It kind of was creeping me out at first.

    However, I’ve found at least one dead mouse and have seen it now twice with a mouse in it’s mouth. Listen cat, if you agree to keep killing the mice in the area, you can chill as long as you damn well please.

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    Sounds like you have yourself a deal

    Miss Muse
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    Miss Muse

    If it lets you you should try to take it to the vet to get it fixed (if not already), and possibly see if it’s microchipped.

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    1) I highly doubt this thing will let me.
    2) If anyone owned him/her, I think it’s been a while.
    3) I’m quite allergic to cats. Holding one is not high on my list.

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Good Morning!

    It started pouring right as I was about to walk outside to my car this morning. One of those 2-seconds-and-you’re-drenched type downpours. So it’s going to be one of those days, eh?

    I would like this Sharks-Preds series to go to 7. I had it on last night and it sounds like it’s getting feisty. I would like the Pens to fail, though.

    I sent over my resume to my contact yesterday, so hopefully good things will come from that. I ALSO got a call from a place I applied to about a month ago, but we’re apparently locked into a game of phone tag at the moment. I left him a message yesterday about when I might be able to take a call, so I’m hoping that he calls me back today at the times I gave him. It’s always hard when places just assume you can take a call and have a long conversation. I can’t exactly answer and chat about a new opportunity whilst sitting at my desk at my current job. That said, I’m glad that I’m finally getting some interest again. I haven’t heard back from any company (besides automated responses) since December.

    carvinbass18
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    carvinbass18

    I’m really hoping the Blues pull this out. Despite being all “lets employ Steve Ott” I can’t help but like the way they play the game.

    Really hope that the job situation gets better for you.

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    1) I don’t know why I said Preds.
    2) I’m kind of pulling for the Sharks. Well. pulling for game 7, then the Sharks. No particular reason why.

    DrHandgrenaid
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    DrHandgrenaid

    #TeamJumbo is why

    Satan81
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    Satan81

    I’m rooting for the Sharks. I lived out there for a year and the fanbase is passionate, friendly, and fun. I’d also like to see Joe get a Cup. I’m totally ok with losing the Thornton trade all over again, and I’m looking forward to watching the Boston sports media have a meltdown over it.

    IntentionallyWidenberg
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    IntentionallyWidenberg

    I’m rooting for the Blues, though I think the Sharks are the strongest of the 4 teams right now. I generally like how the Blues play, though they really could use someone who’s a genuine goal scorer – maybe a Loui Eriksson *ahem*.

    I give zero craps for whether or not Thornton gets his name on the cup. Also don’t care that much about Steve Ott – his time is fading, and I barely notice him any more.
    Pavelski & Burns have been a lot of fun to watch. Pavelski is my favorite candidate for Conn-Smythe.

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    I like busting narratives. The Sharks have been choking for years. I’m pretty sure a win would shut that one up.

    Also, the Blues do nothing for me. They’re one of those teams that I often forget exists. And as for the Pens and Lightning…eh.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Hey All! What up?

    Double header tonight!

    Getting everything ready for a four day trip to western PA. Very pumped for a new river. Plus, my crazy brother is coming!

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    I like when people get excited to spend time with siblings because I love spending time with mine.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    It’s alright, I guess.

    Satan81
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    Satan81

    Have you ever played the card game Pit? It’s great for road trips with siblings. 9/10, would play again.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Let me guess, Sis is #10.

    phonymahoney
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    phonymahoney

    hahahahaahahahah

    phonymahoney
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    phonymahoney

    Me too! And being the youngest of five, I waited to be old enough to hang out with them for a very long time!

    UnstableElement
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    UnstableElement

    Didn’t you live with your brother?

    BagelBruin
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    BagelBruin

    No, I moved out.

    phonymahoney
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    phonymahoney

    Plus, my crazy brother is coming!

    I’m like 95% certain your crazy brother says he’s going with HIS crazy brother.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    No, as impossible as it seems, Dan has the crazy market cornered. I can’t hold a candle to him (maybe a blowtorch).

    MadScientist72
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    MadScientist72

    Because holding a blowtorch to your brother is a totally sane thing to do.