Morning Free Association, May 27 – Conference Finals

What just happened?

Steven Stamkos played hockey last night for the first time in two months.
WTF

The Sharks are going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
fire

The Penguins won the ECF
disaster

Sidney Crosby touched the Prince of Wales trophy.

oops

Joe Thornton & Phil Kessel are playing in the Finals.

I received a DVD from Amazon that I ordered 3 years ago.
wow

How can this be happening?
hair on fire

Are we living in the “End Times”?

Does Tim Thomas really have a fallout shelter? And can we get in?
shelter

Who knows?

Other than that, Good Morning!

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Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Hey Carl, you’ve named to Swedish World Cup of Hockey Roster! Must be excited, aren’t you?

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

There’s a very strong chance only one of the players in this gif will be on the Bruins after July 2nd.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Russia getting cheeky, name Voynov to their World Cup roster: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/russia-names-final-world-cup-of-hockey-roster–nhl-to-ban-voynov-131254245.html

The NHL, as they run this (importantly, NOT the IIHF) may say ‘fuck no’ to this. One hopes they show some spine and do.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

That would be great if they did. Russia really does love stirring the pot though

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

I am not paid enough to not murder one of my co-workers right now.

The fact that he is an engineer and I am a technician is baffling to me. Granted, he’s at least 30 years older than me, but still.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Curious as to who B2B has ranked #42 in this years Entry Level Draft? Find out here!
https://bobbytobergy.com/2016/05/27/b2bs-2016-nhl-entry-level-draft-preview-pick-42/

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Do the Lokomotiv!

HC Lokomotiv proudly announces, that we've reached agreement on a 1-year contract with Max Talbot! Welcome to the family, @Max25talbot !

— HC Lokomotiv (@hclokomotiv) May 27, 2016

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

In Russia, Joe Hobo’s you!

Or something

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Oh right. His contract was up. Clearly I completely forgot about him.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

So did I.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

I received a DVD from Amazon that I ordered 3 years ago.

Have you been avoiding spoilers the whole time?

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

I think its more impressive that he actually knows he ordered it. I’d have been like “what the hell, I never ordered this shit?!”

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Hey peeps!

I have been MIA and will likely continue to be MIA for a bit. Everything is fine, I just have had absolutely zero time at work for screwing around.

Off today (four day weekend!), but I’ve got a ton of crap to get done during the day. Boo!

Coffee on tap as soon as I get out of the house!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Morning All! A few last details, then “i’m off (like a bride’s pajamas) to paddle all weekend!!!!!

Pens over Shorks for the Cup!!

Don’t correct me you fucking computer!

Have a great weekend everyone!!1 Much bourbon on taaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

I will admit, Tampa played better than I thought. The Pens will not beat the Sharks, however.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

No, this Sharks team feels like its the one. Pavelski-Burns-Thornton-Couture are all playing far too well and I have more faith in the Sharks’ overall depth (especially on defense) than the Pens.

Bishop getting hurt is a big part of why Tampa lost

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Morning!
This Final compared to what I wanted:
http://i.imgur.com/vdLE8dJ.gif

Go Sharks for obvious hatred of Piitsburgh. Seriously screw those jerkwads.

On tap today is pool cleaning & maybe some sanding / painting? Idk i’m not feeling ambitious today

MadScientist72
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Indeed! With A Shittsburg-Sharts final, what little give-a-fuck I had left for this season has officially run out.
http://i68.tinypic.com/28mebmh.png

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

I love this post so much.

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