Game Day Thread: Bruins at Jets

Your Boston Bruins are taking on the Winnipeg Jets in seasonably cool and not-yet-wintery Winipeg tonight. I bet they’re glad to be doing it now when one can go outside and do Winnipeggy stuff instead of Winterpeggy stuff.

This is Winnipeggy in warm weather.

This is Winterpeggy. See the difference.

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Holy Offsides, Batman! Blake Wheeler is now the captain of the Winnipeg Jets! Raise your hand if you forgot about that! C’mon, tell the truth!

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Anyway, what do the lines look like tonight? I have some things that look like best guesses.

BRUINS LINES

FORWARDS:

DEFENSE:

(CHARLO! CHARLO! CHARLO!)

GOALTENDER:

JETS LINES

FORWARDS:

No fucking clue. The Jets do not like to inform their fans, or anyone else, who will be playing on which lines. Bastards.

DEFENSE:

See above.

GOALTENDER:

Hutchinson?

Anyway, LET’S GO, BRUINS! (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

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