Game Day Thread: Bruins at Jets

Your Boston Bruins are taking on the Winnipeg Jets in seasonably cool and not-yet-wintery Winipeg tonight. I bet they’re glad to be doing it now when one can go outside and do Winnipeggy stuff instead of Winterpeggy stuff.

This is Winnipeggy in warm weather.

This is Winterpeggy. See the difference.

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Holy Offsides, Batman! Blake Wheeler is now the captain of the Winnipeg Jets! Raise your hand if you forgot about that! C’mon, tell the truth!

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Anyway, what do the lines look like tonight? I have some things that look like best guesses.

BRUINS LINES

FORWARDS:

DEFENSE:

(CHARLO! CHARLO! CHARLO!)

GOALTENDER:

JETS LINES

FORWARDS:

No fucking clue. The Jets do not like to inform their fans, or anyone else, who will be playing on which lines. Bastards.

DEFENSE:

See above.

GOALTENDER:

Hutchinson?

Anyway, LET’S GO, BRUINS! (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)

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Rallye
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Rallye

Whew! Glad to get out of the first!

IntentionallyWidenberg
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That was a lot of hockey.

Dr. Medievalist
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Dr. Medievalist

I love you, Tuukka Rask.

DrHandgrenaid
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TUUUUUUKKKKKK

(please stop biting my arm)

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Wheeler did a bad thing again.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Wait. No. I lied. And am stupid. And will shut up now.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Uhhhh carlo…really? How did you think that wouldnt be called

Dr. Medievalist
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Dr. Medievalist

Whooooops. Jesus.

phonymahoney
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Join me in prayer:
roommates, please don’t come talk to me during the game
roommates, please don’t come talk to me during the game
roommates, please don’t come talk to me during the game
roommates, please don’t come talk to me during the game

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

So Say We All.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

At work we have critical task laminated “do not desturb” signs…maybe try one?

DrHandgrenaid
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I assume thats because if disturbed during a critical task, you could trigger your very own Chernobyl though

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

“Excuse me, can I ask you a ….”

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phonymahoney
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and maybe a guard dog and some traffic cones

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Did someone just shout “Take Cover”?

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