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Satan81
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“Have Flames put Dougie Hamilton on the trade block?”

Answer: No, but it’s sure funny that there’s even an article about it.

http://www.thehockeynews.com/rumors/article/rumor-roundup-have-flames-put-dougie-hamilton-on-the-trade-block

MadScientist72
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If they did, would it be worth bringing him back to Boston?

Satan81
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Satan81

Moot, since he doesn’t want to play here. If he did want to play here…dunno…he’s been getting 3rd-pair minutes in Calgary. Not sure what’s up with that.

MadScientist72
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Maybe his time in Calgary has shown him that he needs a system like Julien’s in order to play well.

Satan81
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Satan81

One would figure that with Brodie, Giordano, and Dougie the Flames would have a ludicrously good defense.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

its snowing… ugh.

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Besides the top line, everyone has been awful. I find it hard to call out one or two or three players when they’ve all been wilting flowers. Get it together Bruins!

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Not everyone. The Schaller-Moore-Acciari unit has been a revelation. Potentially one of the better 4th lines in the league. Also the Charlo pairing.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Yeah that fourth line has been a lot of fun to watch. They just make things happen.

The London Bear
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The London Bear

They win battles, put some pressure on and are defensively responsible. Can’t ask any more of a fourth line. Moore has looked a great signing so far.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Hes looking like a killer mentor for Acciari to boot

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

For sure. I’m really enjoying the Moore Friars line.

MadScientist72
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Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

I’m not impressed to tell the truth with Chara and Carlo. For every glimpse of promise, there are plenty of bad turnovers in every, from breakout passes to bad D to D passes in the offensive zone, cough ups in the neutral zone and lost battles.

I can give the fourth line credit but I also don’t heap too much praise on them.

phonymahoney
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You know what? You’re absolutely right.

BagelBruin
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Bagel’s thoughts on the Bruins.

I bet Tuukka doubters changed their minds. This is what you get when you have an average defense and rookie goalies.

Also, I remember why Anton Khudobin spent time in the AHL after his last stint with the Bruins.

Colin Miller is fine. He’s a second year NHL who still needs a lot of work, but the reward is there. This is why LA felt it was okay to trade him.

Can the second and third lines please show up? Teams know they can spend all their time on the first line. That will ruin your defense and offense.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Rask has looked good especially when you consider he’s been fighting an obvious injury. Twice he went down in clear pain but finished the games (and won).

I don’t think that’s fair to Khudobin at all. He’s been better than the other backups we’ve had the past couple years.

Colin Miller, I’m fine with. But he needs work. If guys are going to sit I’d rather see him play than McQuaid whose ceiling is falling on his own head.

Yeah basically the middle of the team has been melty soft-serve ice cream, and teams are pounding Marchand into dust because they don’t need to worry about depth threats.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Hi, I’m Chad Johnson.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Couple generally means 2 (CJ30 was 3 years ago)- and Dobie hasn’t been worse than Sveddy or Gus I think- he’s the closest thing to having been ‘in’ that Habs game we had going

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Oh god Svedberg was terrible! He batted the puck around like a kitten on caffeine.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

I bet Tuukka doubters changed their minds. This is what you get when you have an average defense and rookie goalies.

My office Tuukka doubter actually said to me, “We really need Tuukka back”. That’s when my head fell off.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Well, Tuukka is undefeated so far this season, while our other 3 goalies are winless.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

So with the Ducks having signed Lindholm to a $5.25 million for 6 years contract, the Ducks are $1.3 million over the cap and have no choice but to make a trade between now and 5 PM tomorrow to be Cap compliant. World seems to think Fowler will be in play. I’m not overly interested in Fowler, but now that the Ducks have no choice but to sell RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, literally anyone in talks with Bob Murray has all of the leverage

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

I hit send too early and edited, refresh if you want to see the full thought.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

On top of that, his cap hit goes up like $30k/day, as per Uncle Bob last night.
BUY HIM, BRUINS

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

DO THE THING, SWEEN!

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

I actually do have hope he can get something like this done. I mean, the team still sucks but overall Sweeney’s moves this season have been for the better (dual McQ/Miller signing aside)

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd he’s signed.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

?

Satan81
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Satan81

Holy mackerel. That’s gonna be quite a kettle of vultures circling around the Ducks.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Yuppers. Somebody is gonna fleece Murray.

This could be how we find out if Tuukka is down long term- Bernier. Ugh.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Bernier?

NO.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Bernier’s persistent presence in the league has long surprised me.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

If Tuukka is out long term, hes better than Pavelec, and Anaheim would give him away cheap to a not-Kings team.

Fuck I hope Tuukka isn’t out long term

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

I keep hearing that he might be back this weekend, but the lack of communication never seems to be a good sign when it comes the Bruins. Day to Day always turns into weeks and weeks.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Oh god. We’ve reached “Better than Pavelec” desperation levels? smile

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Not gonna find any better unless we’re dropping lots of assets.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Probably true, hopefully not needed.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Wonder if any of them are named Don.

Ha ha.

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

The collective interest might actually force one team to offer a decent return.

Satan81
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Satan81

Especially combined with the absurdly high asking prices for defensemen lately. I’d expect a normal-ish return for Fowler. As much as I’m also not super hot on Fowler, he might be what the B’s need.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

a multi-million LHD is not what I would chase right now first choice, but if the price is reasonable. and picking up a D with low term is fine- we only have 2 defensemen that we really really need to (or are required to) protect from expansion right now in Z and Krug

Satan81
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Satan81

Agreed. Not my first choice, either, but if the price is right he could help us out a lot.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

I would take Fowler anytime. He has improved greatly the last two years.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Depends. I’ve read that Murray doesn’t want to trade Fowler if he can avoid it (although hes got expansion issue on the back end- required to protect Bieksa, presumably would like to avoid losing as many of Lindhol-Vatanen-Fowler-Manson as possible). If someone comes along offering to take one of his other cap problems off his hands- Bernier, Stoner, etc, I bet Murray lets them go for very, very little (Stoner is a more expensive mcQuaid though, so god no)

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Their cap situation might prevent them from accepting a decent return.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Ducks always need a Fowler!

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Ugh! I always get that wrong! It’s the Fowler that needs Ducks, not the other way around.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Duck Hunt 2: In Soviet Union, Duck hunts you!”

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

According to thehockeywriters.com, the Ducks got back under the cap by putting Simon Despres & Nate Thompson on LTIR

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Only buys them time, it solves nothing. Especially if they get better.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

But time is a valuable commodity when making deals. It means they don’t have “sell RIGHT THE FUCK NOW”, just pretty fucking soon.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Boston’s David Pastrnak will have a hearing tomorrow for charging/ illegal check to the head on NY Rangers’ Dan Girardi.

— NHL Player Safety (@NHLPlayerSafety) October 27, 2016

Thetallest81
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Boston’s David Pastrnak will have a hearing tomorrow for charging/ illegal check to the chest

FIFY

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

A DOPS hearing for that?
WTF!?!
I’ll have to check the rulebooks on whether there is some automatic thing that requires this or if they’re just being a bunch of wusses.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

doesn’t say in person.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

I assumed it wasn’t, but if one watches the replay, it is not only not a suspension-worthy hit, but a legal one that probably shouldn’t have been penalized

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

The more I watch this play, the more legal I think it is. Minor penalty at most.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Girardi facing him square on has to be a factor in the decision

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

Principal point of contact was the chest. Anyone who says otherwise isn’t watching it at full speed.

leading foot is on the ice, the shoulder is down and the head snaps forward onto the shoulder due to momentum change, as he follows through with the hit the shoulder elevates pushing the head back making it look like a head hit when 90% of the energy transfer is to the breast bone.

If they do anything more than talk to him and go, hey…when making this hit we prefer “Such and such,” you ave no previous history just be careful going forward….i will be shocked.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

If they do anything more than talk to him and go, hey…when making this hit we prefer “Such and such,” you ave no previous history just be careful going forward….i will be shocked.

a-fucking-men

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

I’m with you, I would just stress that Pasta needs to be carful more than Im upset about the hit.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Re: the last part –

Agreed wholeheartedly.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

I agree but with the way this season is going he’ll probably have to sit.

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

The more I watch this hit, the more dirty I think it is. Charging and hit to the head.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

I said this last night during the game thread, it looks like Pasta was deciding between go up for a jump ball for the puck or wait it out & shoulder to chest Girardi when he made contact with the puck to strip it from him & ended up doing a bit of both

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

I felt the opposite…

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Opposite to me.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

“Fellas, what do you think?”
“We think the morning skate should be as scary as the Bruins’ play!”
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…my body is ready (for your spooky gifs!)
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Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

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Satan81
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Satan81

Launch Jimmy Hayes into the sun.

Launch Colin Miller into the sun.

Today in hockey terminology: double flamingo

http://www.tsn.ca/nylander-earns-ribbing-from-vets-for-double-flamingo-1.593099

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Launch Colin Miller into the sun.

Yes, lets fire our best possession defenseman (by a lot) and with a comically low sub- 900 PDO into the sun, thats a fucking sane idea.

Satan81
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Satan81

I’m gonna go with the “watch the game” test and say, “He contributes nothing.” I’m sick of how many times he’s caught out of position. The Liles-Chiller pairing has been flat-out atrocious.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

Their goals-for percentage is indistinguishable from Krug’s. Chiller is no more a problem than any defensemen not named Chara or Carlo has been, and arguably less so than at least a few.

DrHandgrenaid
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DrHandgrenaid

watch the game

Also, don’t be that guy

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I’ve gotta agree with this. He gets caught out of position with startling regularity. He uses his speed to recover from this, so it often works out in the end, but there are going to be teams (Rags come to mind) against which that will not work, and he’s gonna get torched with regularity against those teams.

He’s gotta get his eyes open & read the situations better – he can and should be a better player.

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

He gets caught out of position with startling regularity. He uses his speed to recover from this, so it often works out in the end, but there are going to be teams (Rags come to mind) against which that will not work, and he’s gonna get torched with regularity against those teams.

See: Les Habitantes

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Bruins, why you do not like the second period?

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

It seems like they don’t really like hockey lately, either!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

This is true. My follow up question should have been “And why do you not like the first and third periods?”

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

I think shock therapy is the only answer here.

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