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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

So, is there a morning after pill for elections?

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

acid?

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

I’m thinking Massachusetts should secede from the Union. The rest of New England is welcome – except New Hampshire.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

^ I’m just stirring up shit and having some fun, so don’t get too excited about this. Thanks ^

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

YEAH

The BOB
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The BOB

Already tried that once… came out looking like real asshats.

carvinbass18
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carvinbass18

Hey now :-p

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Can the entire Northeast & West Coast petition Canada for political asylum?

Anonymous
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Fuck guys, we were so close. I fell asleep with it 1-1

Anywho, Im getting my ass kicked in both leagues. I put way too much focus on points and not enough on well rounded players with shot blocks and PIMs. Not that Im scoring much either. Doing really, really well in fantasy football though. They are not similar.

Lots on tap Im guessing?

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

I will most likely be doing very little drinking over the next couple weeks. If anything it will just help sink me into depression.

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

Try some Trump vodka? goes good with a trump steak and a trump future

The BOB
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The BOB

Wait… how did you fall asleep at 1-1? Montreal scored like 20 seconds after Boston’s first! There were three goals in less than two minutes

Anonymous
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My feed fell thru during the reply of Boston’s goal and I went to bed

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Wait…so Tuukka didn’t play last night but Zane did?

I saw none of the game last night and am surprised that I am not hung over this a.m.

Be excellent to each other. We’re gonna need it.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

That is correct. Did you start Tuukka anyway?

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Maybe? I don’t know…

I did NOT play him, but only for the reason I knew Price was starting and I have him on the same team as well.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

That’s a pretty good goaltending duo

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Did that Goon sequel ever come out? I like the first one but could see an attempt at a reprise being garbage.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

soon.

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

Soon we’ll have Goon two

Dr. Medievalist
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I don’t even know where to start. So I won’t.

I’m going to write about Charlemagne, and go teach a bunch of Hispanic kids. I can’t imagine what they’re feeling today.

And fuck Montreal.

Thetallest81
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may need to restart the underground railroad.

Dr. Medievalist
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I’m seriously worried about (so many things) how this is going to affect the city that I live in. This town is built on an open exchange with Mexico. Many of my students come across the border from Juarez. Now, I don’t know how that’s going to work.

And, BTW, we have a “wall” here already. It’s a 20-foot tall fence on our side – it has a giant canal in the middle, and there’s another fence on the other side.

That costs 30 million dollars PER MILE. 30 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS. PER. MILE.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

im hoping for the justice department to have enough courage to repeatedly say “that is not constitutional and you cannot do that”

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With Rudy Giuliani as Attorney General? I don’t see that happening.
I’m not so worried about the wall itself. (Yeah, it’s a huge waste of money and will create environmental havoc, but illegal desert border crossings aren’t really a critical piece of our infrastructure either) I’m more worried about the political/social environment that goes with it.
I can’t remember a president so racism-friendly (Wilson? Someone else from before I was born?), and I think that a lot of really bad things are going to happen under the cover of islamophobia and illegal-immigration hysteria.

Dr. Medievalist
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Yeah, nationally, you’re right. Here in El Paso, I think the danger is double.

If you want a president from the past as an analogue, Rudy Giuliani was right, look to Andrew Jackson. But unlike Giuliani, I’m not making that a positive comparison.

Muffinman3
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Im amazed he’s still on the 20

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

already in the works.

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I’ve never understood the immigration issue. This country was founded on the premise that if you have nowhere to go, you come to America. Sure, people will say it’s because everyone should be paying into the system, but we don’t even make our gazillionaires do that, so I don’t know why we’d make destitute people from war torn countries do it.
I just don’t get it.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Because of the ever popular slogan, “Fuck you I’ve got mine”

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

They seem to forget that this country was founded by undocumented immigrants fleeing persecution. I guess we should just tear down the Statue of Liberty, because “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” is a lie.

The BOB
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The BOB

No point. The Supreme Court will be filled with Trump judges. They’ll back the unconstitutional acts.

Dr. Medievalist
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Dr. Medievalist

Well, for now, he gets one. But that one is enough to tip the court in a couple of ways.

Let’s hope RBG can hold on for four years.

The BOB
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The BOB

Yup.

What drives me nuts in the SC talk is all the foolishness about how there can’t be a liberal majority (but of course a conservative majority is a-ok).

Meanwhile, many dems/liberals are talking about protests and working against him, often in questionable ways. Had Hillary won and Republicans/conservatives made the same comments the same planned-protesters would have excoriated them for it.

The hypocrisy from both sides drives me up a wall.

Dr. Medievalist
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Dr. Medievalist

Me too. For now, we essentially get the SC we had prior to Scalia dying. All we can hope for is Kennedy to keep his cool and tip things towards the side of justice. We’re going to have Kagan, Sotomayor, Breyer, Alito, and Roberts for a good, long time (most likely).

I hate this result. I want to do everything I can to undermine his administration, provided it’s through legal means. So, off to the local party office I go.

The BOB
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Understandable to hate it. I do as well, and I have loathed Clinton for years (to illustrate just how bad Trump is). And obviously do anything within your legal power.

My question though is this… if results were reversed would you be critical of people organizing similar protests or planning similar actions against Clinton’s presidency?

Dr. Medievalist
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Dr. Medievalist

Well, I’m a historian, so I’ll give a historian’s answer: It depends.

To be less equivocal: I would not criticize people for organizing protests. That’s their right to do so. But, I would, if it called for it, criticize their ideas. They have their right to voice their opinion; I have the right to voice mine. They can criticize my ideas; I can criticize theirs. Freedom of speech isn’t a zero-sum game; it’s an infinite continuum.

Thetallest81
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Thetallest81

well stated.

The BOB
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The BOB

Perfectly stated. Unfortunately, I do not think the vast majority of our fellow citizens would hold the same viewpoint.

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phonymahoney

Yeah, same here.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

30 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS. PER. MILE.

And is about as effective as the Maginot Line!

Muffinman3
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Muffinman3

What’s even the political process for building the wall? I mean I thought it was impossible but I guess we have to explore it right? Does he just draw up a budget? Who authorizes construction?

Also, will Trump pay these workers or sue them?

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

I really fucked up my back last night playing hockey. Walking is difficult today.

I stayed up until 3:30am watching the results.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

I really fucked up my back last night playing hockey.

Sorry to hear that.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Hey all. I got nothing. Just very numb right now. So here’s a picture of Bergy:

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

^ This helps! ^