MFA, Remember the Bruins: April 21

Today’s post is inspired by a conversation I had with Satan81.

Scene:
Referee Tim Peel has just made another bad call on the Bruins, putting them on the penalty kill for the 3rd time this period.
“Number 63, two minutes, cross checking”
Boos rain down from the rafters, as Bruce Cassidy paces back and forth on the bench, shaking his head in disbelief as to why this crew can’t make a call right
“Let’m play!” Cassidy exclaims. A “bull shit” chant now rings throughout the packed house at the TD Garden.
Eric Furlatt gives a sly look towards the Bruins bench, making eye contact with assistant coach Joe Sacco.
“FURLATT!”, Sacco yells out, skating over to the bench the veteran ref reaches the side boards to communicate with Sacco.
“I know all about it”, Sacco speaks softly, with authority.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about”, Furlatt responds slyly.
“You call this game fair, or I’ll take to twitter. I don’t care if I go down with you”.
“You’ll still lose this series”
“Okay”, as Sacco gives him a pat on the shoulder sending Furlatt back to center ice.
Sacco turns back towards the center of the bench to address his team
“All right!” he calls out to get everyone’s attention. “Now, I don’t want Karlsson to reach the blue line. You hit him All Night! If you don’t finish your check I will put all of you on the bench! He needs to remember, forever, the night he played the Bruins!”

“Let’s win game 5!”

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phonymahoney
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The London Bear
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Interesting. Spooner may have played his last game as a Bruin, then?

Do you think Vatrano may get traded? I don’t know his contractual situation…

The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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I got an answer for ya.

Maybe

phonymahoney
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Hey kids!

  • Late to the party again.
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  • Having a really weird morning. I’m conflicted emotionally right now because this kid who terrorized me when we were kids hung himself last night and although I know I’m supposed to feel bad, but I don’t. However, it’s making me think about a lot of crap from when I was a kid and now I’m angry and emotional, so there’s that. He ruined the name Joshua for me somewhere around 1985.
  • My siblings, in-laws and I are taking my mother to The King and I tonight. That’ll be a great time. Psyched.
  • With that, I’ll be missing the hockey contest, or whatever comes after the first half of the first. Oh well.
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  • I kind of like the lines but I honestly think that at this point you play Hayes. What has Beleskey done for us lately? When you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got, you know?
  • I’m not assuming we lose tonight. In fact, I think we win because I won’t be able to watch!
  • Still feeling very defeated after those two bullshit OT losses.
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Did they find a class picture with “x” over the face of everyone to your left or anything like that? That would be scary. The only thing you can do now is forgive the stupid jerk. He’s past helping beyond that.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    My siblings, in-laws and I are taking my mother to The King and I tonight. That’ll be a great time. Psyched.

    This should definitely help with this:

    now I’m angry and emotional,

    YOU ENJOY YOURSELF TONIGHT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT!

    The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
    Member

    JOE SACK MAN SACCO

    the german hammer
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    So, this looks fun, especially that 4th practice line. Do you think they’ll let us dress all the forwards?

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    Pretty sure refs already demonstrated they are not fans of too much man on ice.

    the german hammer
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    The officials are not fans of actually making correct calls either.

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    I hope Peel is permibanned from all future playoff games.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    SPEAR HIM IN THE GROIN!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

    The London Bear
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    What is it with you and the groin-spearing today? grin

    Satan 81's Sister
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    I’ve decided it’s my new go to solution whenever there’s a problem. smile

    The London Bear
    Member

    Well, if it’s good enough for Brad …

    The London Bear
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    I’m not really sure what the point is of this video series my company makes, but I have a cameo in this week’s episode:

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Your 15 minutes was really short.

    The Once and Future Bagel Bruin
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    You have friendly coworkers

    The London Bear
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    The boss wasn’t in today. Mood would be different if he was!

    the german hammer
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    Would you be more talkative or less?

    The London Bear
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    I wasn’t paid for a speaking role wink

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Oooo, you get to watch TV while working!

    The London Bear
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    Only sports tho. Movies and box sets are frowned upon wink

    Satan 81's Sister
    Editor

    Booo!

    Satan 81's Sister
    Editor

    Though being paid to watch sports all day is a pretty sweet gig!

    the german hammer
    Admin

    Nice!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    WIN THE GAME BRUINS! I DON’T CARE HOW! JUST WIN! SPEAR ‘EM ALL IN THE GROIN IF YOU HAVE TO!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    EVIDENTLY IF YOU SPEAR IN THE PLAYOFFS ITS ONLY A MAX FINE!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    CHOP OFF ALL THEIR LIMBS!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    ELBOW THEM IN THE NUTS!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    GO ALL NANCY KERRIGAN ON THEIR KNEE CAPS!

    phonymahoney
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    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    FEED ANDERSON LAXATIVES IN HIS FOOD BEFORE THE GAME

    MadScientist72
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    MadScientist72

    HAVE SOMEBODY EXPENDABLE (LIKE JIMMY HAYES) DO A LOOCH-V-MILLER ON ANDERSON!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    POKE THEM IN THE EYES!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    MAKE THEM PEE THEMSELVES AND HAVE TO SKATE IN THEIR PEE FOR 20 MIN!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    SHOVE THEM ALL INTO THEIR LOCKERS!

    MadScientist72
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    MadScientist72

    TEAR GAS THEIR LOCKER ROOM!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    GET THE REDSOX IN THEIR ROOM AND GIVE THEM THE FLU!

    Satan 81's Sister
    Editor

    POISON THEIR WATER BOTTLES!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    USE THEIR TOWELS ON YOUR BUTT AND GIVE THEM ALL PINK EYE!

    Dr. Medievalist
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    Dr. Medievalist

    Good morning, friends.

    Had a job interview yesterday. Thought it went well, but now my over-active and analytical brain has convinced me that I tanked. *Shrug* If I don’t get the job, I won’t have a 50 minute commute each way. Woof.

    Glad to see the Hawks out. Hopefully the Pens don’t get much farther and the Rags finish off the Habs. And I hope we prolong our death tonight.

    The London Bear
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    Agreed:

    The London Bear
    Member

    Hello.

    I would like to see EK get hit a lot, just to see how it affects their play. Karlsson has been one of their less annoying players, though to be fair.

    I wonder if Backes and Phagoof will get it on. Or if we will see fighty Chiller.

    I used to like Bobby Ryan but now, to borrow a phrase from GH, Fuck that guy!!

    My playoff beard is about as long as it was before I started. Hopefully it lasts a couple more days at least.

    phonymahoney
    Editor

    Phagoof, I like that.

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