Morning Free Association: And then there were four

And then there were four. The Ducks take on the Predators tonight at 9pm, then the Penguins and Senators begin their series on Saturday at 7pm.

So, I’ve given some thought to this, and I’ve narrowed it down to four reasons to not root for any of the teams left over.

The Senators: Why is your logo a Spartan? For one, you’re not in Ottawa, you’re in Kanata, and your logo makes no sense in terms of being government based like your name. Become the Kanata Spartans & boom you’ll be fine

The Predators: I have never liked the term “Smashville” plus, ditching the mustard jersey in 2007 was a terrible decision

The Ducks: They’re not mighty any more. How can a team win a Stanley Cup when they’re not mighty? (please ignore 2007, it ruins my narrative)

The Penguins: The Pittsburgh Penguins. The Blackhawks of the east. Pierre’s second favorite team. If somehow Toews & Crosby played the same team, NBC would turn into a quasar. Screw those dumb jerks

Happy playoffs everyone!

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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Hi, we no associate this morning?

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

BTW, that is a fantastic photo at the top of the page!

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Who covered the back of his jersey in gecko feet?
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Damn it! I have to actually work today. Bizarro world, indeed.

the german hammer
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Hey, It’s Chief’s birthday!

Satan 81's Sister
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Morning all. There’s been construction going on around my apartment for the last two weeks. I am ready for them to be done and go away.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Yeah, seems like you’ve had construction for about a year.

Satan 81's Sister
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It seems there’s always something. Sidewalks, road, etc. I swear Waitsfield, VT is worse than the big dig. This one is annoying because it’s literally all around my apartment and I feel like I have no personal space right now. I want to sit on my porch and relax damnit!

the german hammer
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I thought they were supposed to build a moat.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Does Sis live in a castle? Has someone made her a FUCKING KNIGHT?

the german hammer
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It seems like it’s been longer than a couple of weeks.

Satan 81's Sister
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It was quieter in Boston than around my apartment.

the german hammer
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Hey. I’m not awake- don’t let these words and the fact that my eyes are open fol you. Somehow I peeled myself from bed when I thought I was ready.

I had the most bizarre dream in which I was a 17-year-old boy watching an accident unfold in Boston. In this reality, Duck Boat Tours were replaced by Giant Turtle Tours- literally giant turtles ferrying people through the city with what looked like cruise ships holding the people. This particular tour hit a snag when part of the ship broke off on some building, leaving a trail of destruction. The turtle now without ballast started careening throughout the city. I was had to run home. The dream ended when I got the girl and was walking her and her little sister to school.

So what the hell did I eat and drink last night that caused that to happen.

I’m rooting for the Preds. I don’t care at all about any of the other teams.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

I saw a documentary once that said that brain activity in someone who’s dreaming looks very similar to that of someone who’s having a psychotic episode.

the german hammer
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Truth is, I could be.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

We’re all psychotic in our sleep, it’s only if you’re still psychotic after you wake up that you we all you need to worry.

the german hammer
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I think we all do need to worry.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

^I’ll have what she’s having!^

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

plus, ditching the mustard jersey in 2007 was a terrible decision
Umm, I believe those jerseys were ecru!
Hey Pals! Preds and Tootsies, please. I want to see what the league will do to stop the trap if Ottawa wins.
Jo and I went for a nice paddle with friends yesterday afternoon. Just class 2, but plenty of surf waves. Much fun!!
Coffee!!!!!

the german hammer
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I want to see what the league will do to stop the trap if Ottawa wins.

I’m not quite awake but I too am wondering what lasagna will do to the trap if the Sens win.

MadScientist72
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MadScientist72

Lasagna Trap!
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the german hammer
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How do we think Garfield would handle this?

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MadScientist72
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the german hammer
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Yeah, that’s it.

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