And then there were four. The Ducks take on the Predators tonight at 9pm, then the Penguins and Senators begin their series on Saturday at 7pm.
So, I’ve given some thought to this, and I’ve narrowed it down to four reasons to not root for any of the teams left over.
The Senators: Why is your logo a Spartan? For one, you’re not in Ottawa, you’re in Kanata, and your logo makes no sense in terms of being government based like your name. Become the Kanata Spartans & boom you’ll be fine
The Predators: I have never liked the term “Smashville” plus, ditching the mustard jersey in 2007 was a terrible decision
The Ducks: They’re not mighty any more. How can a team win a Stanley Cup when they’re not mighty? (please ignore 2007, it ruins my narrative)
The Penguins: The Pittsburgh Penguins. The Blackhawks of the east. Pierre’s second favorite team. If somehow Toews & Crosby played the same team, NBC would turn into a quasar. Screw those dumb jerks
Happy playoffs everyone!
Hi, we no associate this morning?
BTW, that is a fantastic photo at the top of the page!
Who covered the back of his jersey in gecko feet?
Damn it! I have to actually work today. Bizarro world, indeed.
Same. Pretty much been staring out the window all day.
I’m finally on my last analyzing of alignments. 5 hours later
Hey, It’s Chief’s birthday!
Morning all. There’s been construction going on around my apartment for the last two weeks. I am ready for them to be done and go away.
Yeah, seems like you’ve had construction for about a year.
It seems there’s always something. Sidewalks, road, etc. I swear Waitsfield, VT is worse than the big dig. This one is annoying because it’s literally all around my apartment and I feel like I have no personal space right now. I want to sit on my porch and relax damnit!
I thought they were supposed to build a moat.
Does Sis live in a castle? Has someone made her a FUCKING KNIGHT?
It seems like it’s been longer than a couple of weeks.
It was quieter in Boston than around my apartment.
Hey. I’m not awake- don’t let these words and the fact that my eyes are open fol you. Somehow I peeled myself from bed when I thought I was ready.
I had the most bizarre dream in which I was a 17-year-old boy watching an accident unfold in Boston. In this reality, Duck Boat Tours were replaced by Giant Turtle Tours- literally giant turtles ferrying people through the city with what looked like cruise ships holding the people. This particular tour hit a snag when part of the ship broke off on some building, leaving a trail of destruction. The turtle now without ballast started careening throughout the city. I was had to run home. The dream ended when I got the girl and was walking her and her little sister to school.
So what the hell did I eat and drink last night that caused that to happen.
I’m rooting for the Preds. I don’t care at all about any of the other teams.
I saw a documentary once that said that brain activity in someone who’s dreaming looks very similar to that of someone who’s having a psychotic episode.
Truth is, I could be.
We’re all psychotic in our sleep, it’s only if you’re still psychotic after you wake up that
youwe allyou need to worry.I think we all do need to worry.
^I’ll have what she’s having!^
That was a wild ride, from start to finish
plus, ditching the mustard jersey in 2007 was a terrible decision
Umm, I believe those jerseys were ecru!
Hey Pals! Preds and Tootsies, please. I want to see what the league will do to stop the trap if Ottawa wins.
Jo and I went for a nice paddle with friends yesterday afternoon. Just class 2, but plenty of surf waves. Much fun!!
Coffee!!!!!
Honestly, I couldn’t think of anything superficial for the Preds, so I went with jerseys lol
I just wanted to start a discussion about that color.
Presumably this is what you meant by the “mustard jersey”?
Definitely mustard, not ecru.
And ditching a mustard jersey is never a mistake!
All of these are considered mustard! This is a sham! Fake news!
Now this is ecru!!!!!
Can we really trust someone who uses bing for their searches?
It all looks like gold from a Bs aspect!
Russian hackers are influencing the color! Appoint a special prosecutor!
Thank you!
I’m with you on “Smashville.” It makes me think Smash Mouth and I don’t want to think about crappy bands.
Read that as “crappy hands” and was wondering “don’t the Smashmouth people use toilet paper?”
I hated that that was a meme for a while
I’m not quite awake but I too am wondering what lasagna will do to the trap if the Sens win.
Lasagna Trap!
How do we think Garfield would handle this?
Probably like this
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1990/ga900120.gif
Yeah, that’s it.