I was hoping to announce that the Stanley Cup Final matchup had been set. All Pittsburgh had to do was win game six in Ottawa. It’s not like it was a packed house or anything.
Ref must be worried that all 37 Ottawa fans in attendance will follow him to his car.
— Austin. (@AllWeekleyLong) May 24, 2017
Attendance in Ottawa was only 18,000 but years from now, when fans are telling stories about being at Game 6, it will seem more like 18,800
— Dumb Bozo (@davelozo) May 24, 2017
Surely, I kid. I only spout this because I fucking hate the Senators boring-ass hockey. And they beat the Bruins in the first round, so fuck ’em.
I didn’t watch the game because I have some semblance of self-respect
and because I had to wade through a very deep, long recording of Bearly on Topic to somehow make a coherent episode.
I can tell you that the Penguins lost, prompting a game seven in Pittsburgh on Thursday. Ugh.
Well, at least the Predators will be as well-rested as they have been through every round.