Morning Free Associations – July 4th Mutha F**kas!

Ohhh yeah, baby! It’s Independence Day! ‘Merica, Baby!

Meanwhile, it’s still early in the Free Agency period. I doubt there will be any transactions today, since it is a national holiday – indeed, THE national holiday.

EDIT: I have just been informed that seven of the teams in the NHL are actually located in Canada – where they largely don’t give a crap about American holidays. Therefore there may actually be transactions occurring today. What a bunch of stupid pinkos! Therefore, we shall include the Free-Agency Trade table again. Needless to say, the people who misinformed me have been sacked!

EDIT: I have just been informed that Canada is a long time NATO member, and is really not particularly “pinko” at all. The people responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

This is so confusing. I need some fucking pie.
Damn good pie.

And please – don’t mess with my pie, or I will run you the eff through.


DatePlayerNew TeamFormer TeamSalary (AAV)Term
7/1/17Trevor Daley (D)$3+ million3 years
7/1/17Steve Mason (G)$4.1 million2 years
7/1/17Brian Elliott (G) $2.75 million2 years
7/1/17Karl Alzner (D)$4.5 million5 years
7/1/17Justin Williams (RW)$4.5 million2 years
7/1/17Patrick Sharp (F)$1 million
1 year
7/1/17Tommy Wingels (LW)Terms undisclosed1 year
7/1/17Sam Gagner (RW)$3.15 million3 years
7/1/17Jonathan Bernier (G)$2.75 million1 year
7/1/17Anders Nilsson (G)$2.5 million2 years
7/1/17Chad Johnson (G$2.5 million1 year
7/1/17Martin Hanzal (C)$4.75 million3 years
7/1/17Matt Hunwick (D)$2,.25 million3 years
7/1/17Nick Bonino (C)$4,.1 million4 years
7/1/17Brian Boyle (LW)$2.55 million2 years
7/1/17Antti Niemi (G) (buyout)$700,0001 year
7/1/17Dan Girardi (D)(buyout)$3 million2 years
7/1/17Benoit Pouliot (LW)(buyout)$1.15 million1 year
7/1/17Paul Postma (D)$725,0001 year
7/1/17Kenny Agostino (LW)$875,0001 year
7/1/17Scott Hartnell (LW) (buyout)$1 million1 year
7/1/17Evgeni Dadonov (F)KHL$4 million3 years
7/1/17Anders Lindback (G)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Ryan Miller (G)$2 million2 years
7/1/17Ron Hainsey (D)$3 million2 years
7/1/17Josh Jooris (F)$775,0001 year
7/1/17JF Berube (G)$750,0002 years
7/1/17Mike Cammalleri (F)(buyout)$1 million1 year
7/1/17Michael Del Zotto (D)$3 million2 years
7/1/17Kevin Shattenkirk (D)$6.65 million4 years
7/1/17Adam Clendening (D)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Nick Cousins (F)$1 million2 years
7/1/17Jordan Szwarz (F)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Matt Tennyson (D)$650,0002 years
7/1/17Seth Griffith (F)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Luke Gazdic (LW)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Lance Bouma (F) (buyout)$1 million1 year
7/1/17Patrik Nemeth (D)$945,0001 year
7/1/17Christian Folin (D)$850,0001 year
7/1/17Darcy Kuemper (G)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Niklas Svedberg (G)KHL$700,0001 year
7/1/17Kyle Quincey (D)$1.25 million1 year
7/1/17Peter Holland (F)$675,0002 years
7/1/17Ondrej Pavelec (G)$1.3 million1 year
7/1/17Justin Schultz (D)$5.5 million3 years
7/1/17Joe Thornton (C)$8 million1 year
7/1/17Chris Thorburn (F)$900,0002 years
7/1/17Beau Bennett (F)
$650,0001 year
7/1/17Oskar Sundqvist (C)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Chris Kunitz (LW)$2 million1 year
7/1/17Curtis McElhinney$850,0002 years
7/1/17Dominic Moore (C)$1 million1 year
7/2/17Patrick Marleau (F)$6.25 million3 years
7/1/17Alexander Burmistrov (F)$900,0001 year
7/1/17Patrick Wiercioch (D)$650,0001 year
7/1/17Anton Rodin (RW)$700,0001 Year
7/1/17Brett Connolly (LW)$1.5 million2 years
7/2/17Evgeny Kuznetsov (F)$7.8 million8 years
7/1/17Dmitry Kulikov (D)$4.333 million3 years
7/3/17Alexander Radulov (F)$6.25 million5 years
7/3/17Ales Hemsky (RW)$1 million1 year
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Hello folks.

Enjoy your celebrations today.

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I am at work, but mostly flicking between Wimbledon and the Tour de France. I do enjoy the non-soccer season!

Also, some sort of gourmet fudge stand has appeared outside the building. I am going to gain a lot of weight today…


Good morning, pals!

Happy Fourth of July!

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  • As for talk of the anniversary of a certain Bruins move:
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  • Other than that, enjoy your
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