Morning Free Association: TGIF

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Well, we made it. Happy Friday, everybody!

Just a few notes as the Bruins have a very spaced out schedule these days and won’t play until Saturday.

– The Lightning beat the Penguins 5-4 last night. Slater Koekkoek scored two goals, and the Pens are having a rough go lately. I’m okay with this.

– The Blues are no longer undefeated, unfortunately losing to Florida 5-2 last night. Nobody can go undefeated, but please don’t let Atlantic teams that aren’t the Bruins beat you. Thanks.
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– Roberto Luongo tied Cujo for fourth most wins by an NHL goaltender. Good for you, BobbyLu!
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– In a recurring theme of allowing five goals, the Blackhawks lost 5-2 to the Wild last night. Good job, Minnesota.

– BU alum and rookie Clayton Keller scored two goals in the Coyotes’ 4-2 loss to Detroit. What did we say about losing to Atlantic teams?!
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– Buffalo lost to San Jose. Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl notched his first of the season. Cowabunga!
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What’s on tap?

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MadScientist72
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– The Blues are no longer undefeated, unfortunately losing to Florida 5-2 last night. Nobody can go undefeated, but please don’t let Atlantic teams that aren’t the Bruins beat you. Thanks.

This means YOU, Las Vegas Golden FUCKING KNIGHTS! Right now, we still have a chance on Sunday to be the first team EVER to beat the Knights, if The Wings don’t fuck things up for us tonight. (Hey, Wings – we’re perfectly capable of fucking things up for ourselves. We don’t need any help from you, OK?)

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Silly k-nnnnniggets.

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

Morning all. It’s Friday. Gotta get through Friday. I have a lot to do and am in a serious state of I don’t wanna.

How are you all doing. Cold this morning. Then stupidly hot once that burns off.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Good article here about the man behind the Golden Knights Twitter account:
https://theathletic.com/125757/2017/10/13/meet-the-mind-behind-the-vegas-golden-knights-twitter-machine/

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Okay weather, I get it. I’m cleaning the stove flue right now!!!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Morning all. Let’s all take a moment and enjoy Pasta having fun with a little Avs fan:

Miss Muse
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Miss Muse

I practically squealed seeing this. He is so adorable. They BOTH are.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Good Morning!

It’s Friday the 13th during October. You know what that means????

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Nothing. It means absolutely nothing.

Also, it is too cold outside and in my office. I demand a re-do of this day already.

MadScientist72
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It means it’s time for us all to go to work in our replica Gerry Cheevers masks?

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Because it’s like the Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees mask, only cooler.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

If you watch Friday the 13th backwards
The movie’s about a buff hockey player who resurrects people with machetes.

Satan81
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Satan81

Martin Hanzal got a 5-minute major for this head shot on Yannick Weber:

Hanzal has a previous suspension, so presumably he’ll miss a couple games for this one.

Side note: seeing “Weber” in a Predators box score is confusing.

UnstableElement
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UnstableElement

Enjoy your vacation, Hanzal!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

the german hammer
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the german hammer

What a jerk.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Really hate Captain Chucklefuck color guy. Ho ho so funny.

Satan81
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Satan81

Oh hey, I tried looking you up on twitter but it said your account wasn’t found. I’m:

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

Weird, I followed you.
I don’t use the Twit too much, but I should be searchable.

Satan81
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Satan81

Ohhhh, there’s no underscore in your Twitter account name. So instead of:

@GWJ_Imbiginjapan

it’s actually:

@GWJImBigInJapan

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hahahahahahaha Dougie Hamilton is getting bottom pair minutes with Matt Bartkowski!!!

Wow! Just wow!