Morning Free Association: Hatty Night

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Before the Carolina game on January 6th, Patrice Bergeron had only netted one hat trick. Since January 6th, he has two.

Here’s another gaudy stat: Bergy has 16 points in 11 games.

Mind Blown with Neil deGrasse Tyson

With his three goals tonight, Bergy leapfrogs David Pastrnak for second place in goals behind Brad Marchand, who scored his 20th tonight. Yes, that line has 20, 19, and 18 goals so far this season.

Here are all the Bruins goals from last night:

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Nobody cares enough about Brad’s goal to make a gif of it. Boo!

Who cares? HAT TRICK!

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The Bs are now fifth-favourite with European bookies to win the Cup behind Tampa, Vegas (!), Preds and Caps.

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With his three goals tonight, Bergy leapfrogs David Pastrnak for second place in goals behind Brad Marchand, who scored his 20th tonight. Yes, that line has 20, 19, and 18 goals so far this season.

If they keep up their respective paces (Marchy: 20 G in 36 GP = 0.56 G/GP, Pasta: 18 G in 44 GP = 0.41 G/GP, Bergy: 19 G in 39 GP = 0.49 G/GP) and remain healthy for the rest of the season, they’ll wind up with 41, 34 & 38 goals, respectively. That’s 113 total goals for that line!

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Absolutely ridiculous.

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That was great. Another lovely moment was Marchy retrieving the puck from Krug’s 200th assist. I guess they talk about approaching milestones before the game?

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Oh right, forgot about that. Man, a lot happened last night!

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That’s pretty big for them. Might be the straw that bumps them off the wildcard ticket.

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Explains his up and down season.

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Yeouch

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My friend’s husband tried to trim their sons hair but messed up with the clippers and now their son is bald.

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bahahahahahaha

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Where you people at? It’s FRRRRRRRIDAY

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I’ve lost my damn mind.

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This gif thrilled me quite a bit

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Marchand plays drums?
Who knew!

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this llama has good hair

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That gif is oddly calming.

phonymahoney
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It is. Llamas just dance through life, you know.

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I’m sneaking in. Hi everyone!

Sad I missed the Bergy hat trickS. I hope to be able to see the Canadiens game tomorrow.

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Oooh. Mysterious ….

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Time to call in the detectives.
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Hello!
You have clearly not been watching enough hockey.
Or worse, the wrong hockey — tell yer cable provider to give you NESN wink

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That third Bergeron goal….
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Morning all. Work has been all the uber stressful since December and OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP WHY WON’T IT JUST SLOW DOWN FOR A BIT!
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Hey hockey pals!

  • Missed the 2nd and 3rd last night because it was my hockey meeting.
  • PERFECT PATRICE REMAINS PERFECT!
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    (this gif will never nnot make me laugh. Bring back Bear & The Gang!)

  • Still scared shitless. I have played before and skate OK, but I am one of two girls and obviously everyone else is presumably way, way fitter than I am. Working on it, but, y’know. Betting I skate better than half of them, though, so that’s a relief.
  • It starts Sunday. THIS Sunday.
  • Had to pick my three favorite numbers. Guy running the league said everyone should get their money’s worth and pick double digits. I went with 68, 14, and 8. We’ll see how it goes..
  • They won’t let me wear a red helmet for games! I have to go to Hockey Monkey and buy a black one, or put a swim cap over it.
  • I also need to get shoulders. Doh!
  • SO MANY THINGS TO DO AND SOOOOOOOO NERVOUS aaaahhh hah hah hah!
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    YOU GO PLAY HOCKEY ON SUNDAY AND YOU HAVE FUN!

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    AHHHHHH IM TRYING