Morning Free Association: Gam3day

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It’s another playoff game day! This time the Bruins will host their first game in Boston against the Tampa Bay Lightning. After splitting the games in Tampa, Boston looks to dominate and take two games this time.

I know, I know, after seeing the B’s on Sunday night, it’s hard to not worry that the team that showed up that night will appear again. However, Ty Anderson has taken a look at the two teams and broken down how they perform at their respective home arenas. The Bruins were even more dominant at the TD Garden than Tampa was at Amalie Arena. This is a good thing because we want them (the Boston Bruins) to win all the games.

I felt the need to specify because one never knows when the Hockey Gods are listening nor when they will decide to throw a wrench into the machine.

Maybe we should come up with a list of things the Bruins should do tonight:

    Shoot the puck
    Don’t get cute, shoot the puck
    Be careful where your stick is, shoot the puck
    Tuukka, make sure all your equipment is in working order, have your teammates shoot the puck on the other goal
    Make sure that Torey isn’t being picked on too much, shoot the puck

I’m sure there’s more we can come up with. Feel free to comment below.


We forgot David Backes’ birthday yesterday.

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johnny5
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johnny5

my friends dad got her box seats tonight from one of his work reps… i told her to post a buttload of photos so i can live vicariously.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Charlie looks like Chara just told his some very juicy gossip.

MadScientist72
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Shoot the puck
Don’t get cute, shoot the puck
Be careful where your stick is, shoot the puck
Tuukka, make sure all your equipment is in working order, have your teammates shoot the puck on the other goal
Make sure that Torey isn’t being picked on too much, shoot the puck

Also:
Make good passes to people who are in position to shoot the puck
Don’t turn the puck over, shoot the puck

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

And if someone passes you the puck while you are in position to shoot the puck
shoot the puck

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

morning all. Let’s do the winning thing tonight.I

As in winning puck battles, winning faceoffs, Winning hockey games!!!!!

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

So I pick my new car up tomorrow.

My sister asked me when I’m naming it. I don’t normally name cars.

But, it’s red and from Detroit, so methinks its name is Slava.
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

I think new car should be called Red Berenson – from Michigan and red.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

My boss is on vacation and is trying to make my cowworker and I jealous by sending us pictures of Yosemite. To him I say:
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phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

Hey hockey pals!

  • Get to the net.
  • Create havoc and chaos in front of Vasilevskiy. Havoc and chaos are the same thing, I think, but whatevs.
  • Bring yo physical game. Be ready for theirs.
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  • Shoot when you have the opportunity. If you don’t have an opening, THEN pass. Enough with the cutesy passing back and forth game. This is not the D5 Ducks.
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  • Seriously. The fancy stuff is only causing turnovers. All postseason, it seems.
  • DO WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.
  • phonymahoney
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    phonymahoney

    I would like to reiterate!

    Scorey Krug needs to worry about things that happen while the clock is running. When play is stopped, he needs to stay away from the bullshit.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    It’s nice that they all love each other and want one another to have the puck. Sharing is caring and all that. BUT SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK!

    IntentionallyWidenberg
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    IntentionallyWidenberg

    Havoc:
    https://youtu.be/CJTe6L4rwlc?t=43s
    Chaos:
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    Totally different.

    MadScientist72
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    MadScientist72

    FAKE GUEST!

    Thetallest81
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    Thetallest81

    Get in front of the net.
    Sustained forechecking
    Shoot the Puck at the opposing teams goal.
    Be nice to the refs …bring them candy or something? Maybe the will be less fucking stupid.

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    Flowers are always a nice thing to give:
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    We’re a pretty stupid bunch all year long, but it ,is being perfected this spring. I’m recommending log!

    Satan 81's Sister
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    Satan 81's Sister

    Morning all. Let’s do the winning thing tonight. That’s fun.
    Also, it’s waaaaaaaaaaaaay too nice out to be working. There will be a lot of staring out the window today.

    Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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    Long-Winded Striped Mofo

    Hey Pals!!!!
    Shoot da puck! Order of the day!!!!!!
    He shoot dat puck, he score dat goal!!!!!
    I’ll be on the ice tonight, fucking with people, so will check in when I can. Go Bruins!!!!