Morning Free Association: A Wild Ride

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I’m getting desperate here. I’ve heard rumblings from poor sources about Torey Krug trade rumors, but won’t dignify them in this space. There is nothing else going on. So, let’s entertain ourselves.

One of the great things about Twitter is that one can share a story with a certain amount of anonymity. Some of these stories are real wild rides. Today, I present to you a tragic comedy about attending a Bruins game in four acts.

Really, that’s a great way to start the story. In fact, he didn’t really need to add to it. But he did. By the way. there is no shame in being a stripper however society, and spouses do frown upon visitations to these clubs, so it’s best to be quiet, even if you’re incredibly drunk.

Who here hasn’t gotten incredibly drunk on a first date…at a Bruins game…and got lost on the way back from the ladies room. Okay, realistically I’ve only met one of those criteria. But still, those circumstances all together are what makes this story move. And that he’s watching this happen a section over says all we need to know about the future of their relationship.

It’s too bad that they got kicked out of the game and that she ended up being sick. I certainly hope that he got her home safe. It seems like he did.

The barber angle came out of left field. And the moving to DC part. And that these two star-crossed lovers lasted beyond the horrible first date. Is he more heartbroken about losing the gal or his barber?

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imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

I gotta finish up our soup kitchen duty super fast tomorrow so I can go down to NEON convention but we are super short handed. Hope the folks like dry cereal.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

That title photo is begging for a photoshop job. I am thinking a mass of eldritch tentacles pouring forth from the guy’s mouth on the right.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

Eldritch tentacles?

*BELCH*
“Ha ha ha ha… All will die! ha ha ha ha!”

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The London Bear
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The London Bear

Hey all,

He or she must be a big spender to get her very drunk at a Bruins game – was $13 a beer when I went!

I wouldn’t be too upset to lose my barber – I only see him twice a year and even then have to admit I’m not very faithful :-D.

It seems a REALLY long time since I watched any hockey. Has it been a particularly quiet off-season or is it always like this?

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

It’s been pretty quiet after Tavares watch ended. I don’t think anything will top the Subban-A-Geddon of a few season ago.

imbiginjapan
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imbiginjapan

It’s definitely been quiet… but we need to keep things in perspective. The CBA expires sometime in the next few years (2022 max). This offseason will feel like a short weekend in comparison because we all know how hockey CBA negotiations go. I am already girding my loins for it.

The London Bear
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The London Bear

Ugh. Depressing but true

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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Long-Winded Striped Mofo

Hey Pals!
Okay, and I thought I had interesting moments, but nothing like this (at least that I want to share).

Tuesday night tidbit: My arm is up for a delayed penalty, offending team gets possession, I blow the whistle to announce a penalty to 89 black when 19 black heads to the box, very upset. 89 black and I look at each other, I shrug my shoulders and let 19 take a seat. I can tell he’s unhappy, so about halfway through the penalty I tell him through the glass “hey, that wasn’t your penalty, but you seemed so eager to sit in the box….” ). He shakes his head, but starts laughing. Never assume!
Glad to be back on line!!!! I missed B2H (and nothing else!).

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

You hear the whistle, and you don’t always realize that it isn’t for you. lol

“Ask not for whom the bell tolls — it tolls for #89, for he has high-sticked some chucklehead”

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Morning all. Was Krug degrees this morning. Supposed to get up to Satan degrees.

Long-Winded Striped Mofo
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The London Bear
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The London Bear

It’s Andrew Ference degrees (C) in my living room, but can’t tell you what it is outside since our outdoor sensor seems to have McQuaided …

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Oh right, you’re avoiding the dog filled office of death today.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

Oops, I read that wrong – I saw the (C) and thought you were recognizing the Captain’s patch on his Oilers sweater.

The London Bear
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The London Bear

Believe it or not that occurred to me as well but I thought I’d leave it and let you interpret it either way. Intentional ambiguity FTW!