Morning Free Association: Fluff Piece

I wanted to write something about trade talk and all that but late at night when I take the time to do this, my brain is mush. So, we’ll table that for later in the week and I’ll give you some fluff for now.

In the spirit of tonight’s game, I present this video from the NHL talking about how all the hockey players love dogs. Well, almost all of them.

Patrick Kane, he of the Chicago Blackhawks, he of dubious character off the ice, doesn’t like pets. Nope. He doesn’t like cats. He doesn’t like dogs. He doesn’t like hamsters, iguanas, or frogs. He doesn’t like any of them and that is wrong.

Even Tuukka, who has allergies to cats and dogs, still would want a dog. Poor guy sucks it up when he has to pose with dogs for the Pucks and Pups calendar and he wishes he could have a dog.

How can you not love this?

Crouching dog, hidden canine

Or this?

dog friends

It’s official, Patrick Kane sucks as a person. I bet dogs dislike him. And he doesn’t deserve them.

On to a better, more awesome person, who owns a dog: Patrice Bergeron was named the NHL Second Star of the Week. He only had a million goals and a gajillion assists in the past week, fueled by his 1000th game in the Bruins organization.

He is the number one star in all of hearts all the time.

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OH COME ON!

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Alright. Now it’s time to PANIC!!!!!
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Quaider4ever
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Pretty sure he got slashed the other day.

Quaider4ever
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Reminds me of when Matt Herr said “Hey Stripes! C’mon. They’re slashing my 35 goal scorer out there!”
35 goals? They’re not slashing him hard enough!!!
“What????”

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I got stuck late for work and now all the things are happening at once.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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I’m obsessed with kittens this morning:comment image

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In the wake of the latest news, I see your kittens and I raise you one puppy

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More pets being cute and adorable:comment image

phonymahoney
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Oh my god so orange I love him!

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Hey Pals!
As you know… “Anyone who hates kids and dogs must be Patrick Kane!”
so much talent wasted.
Okay, looking for a cancellation tonight…. need to see the Bs live…. yup, I watched me some replay yessrday at 3!!

Feeling as dull as this day….. Wow! Just go back to bed….. No!! Just work….( whispers) bed….. Stay tuned .. the struggle is real!!!!!

The London Bear
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Stay strong Stripes! Is the work to do with your skate hangers, or working for The Man? Cos if it’s the latter, then screw it!

Quaider4ever
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Both!!!! At least the skate hangers will make some dough??

The London Bear
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Hey all,

I sympathise with Tuukka – I’m allergic to all sorts of animals. It didn’t stop me trying to be a jockey… I could say that didn’t end well, but it a roundabout way it led me to where I am and I can’t complain about that.

That said, I’m struggling for motivation today. Friday is my last day of work before we go to Slovakia for our annual winter trip, and I can’t wait!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

It didn’t stop me trying to be a jockey

Wow, that’s really cool.

The London Bear
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The London Bear

Hey, your family’s got horses, right? Early mornings and hard work – not sure how I’d cope with it now. When you’re 16 it doesn’t occur to you that one day you will get old!

phonymahoney
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phonymahoney

You don’t believe people when they say your body will start to hurt for no good reason! I wish I believed them! hahaha

Quaider4ever
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Quaider4ever

I remember Ol’ Mrs Parsons telling me about joint pain…. so, really, what could I have done about it??

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Smoke more joints?

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Morning all. If you don’t like animals then I don’t trust you. They do cute and adorable things that make our lives wonderful.comment image?1

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Morning, hockey pals!

Where are you? I hope you all haven’t perished, or been abducted by fake aliens, like the poor girl in Abducted in Plain Sight.

The reply to my tweet made me giggle.

but he made a mistake once therefore he's not good also i have worms in my skull

— the Don Sweeney Appreciator (@cfpzach) February 12, 2019

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Bahahahaha! I like that guy!

been abducted by fake aliens, like the poor girl in Abducted in Plain Sight.

Oh my god there was so much mind blowing stupidity with that case.

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I keep thinking about it and shaking my head. It’s totally bananas.