Tonight, the Bruins will start the third round of the playoffs with the Eastern Conference Final at the TD Garden. In preparation of that, the Boston Bruins have put out a series of portraits of key players.
Is it just me or did they age Bergeron in this picture to make him look older and grittier? He doesn’t need either of those traits since he is perfect. In fact, they misspelled his name: Perfection.
This looks like one hombre you do not want to run into at any time. He looks like he will beat you up, beat you down, then beat you side-to-side. Do not mess with Zdeno Chara, not if you want to live.
I understand how the Bruins are trolling everyone else, I do. However, couldn’t they have used a better picture of Marchy? Like one with with him clutching his chin with his palms curled around either side, batting his eyes as he looked upward and to the side? Here he looks like he just got caught robbing a wagon in the rain in the Old West.
It’s great that they focused on his eyes since that seems to be Tuukka’s finest asset at this point. I mean, this guy had two 39-save shutouts* during the Columbus series. As long as all of his teammates stay the fuck out of his way and allow him to see the puck, Tuukka will stop all the pucks. He’s on fire.
Watch all these players and more tonight at 8pm** on NBCSNPDQOMGWTFBBBQ.
* That Columbus goal after the puck hit the netting in Game 4 was illegitimate and robbed Tuukka of his shutout.
**Really, it’s 8:20pm.