Morning Free Association: Zdeno Chara is Better Than You

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Zdeno Chara is better than you.

He lifts puny human beings as weights. (He probably also carries all three of his tiny human beings as weights at home.)

He uses giant slingshot to ready himself to be sent flying through the air.

He plays pass the ball while he is only wearing sock on a hoverboard. Watch out, that thing could catch fire.

Will they ever shoot for the hoop?

He has keys to the gym where he can let himself out and back in while you are sleeping in your bed while eating Cap’n Crunch and watching Golden Girls reruns.

Zdeno Chara is better than you and you know it.

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Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

I still miss my dream pet lion.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

But I did find a $20 bill hiding in the corner of my bag today so that was fun.

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Morning all. And the thing is, he enjoys it! I’d be a miserable fuck doing all that.

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

Professional athletes really are special creatures. I’ve been trying to lose some pounds, so I’ve been doing 45 minutes of cardio every day. After that, I’m done. 45 minutes of cardio for these guys is just a warm up!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

I pat myself on the back when I remember to do some stretching for 10 minutes.

BagelBruin
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BagelBruin

I actually need to stretch before hockey. I can’t move my upper body

The London Bear
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The London Bear

Does the patting yourself on the back count as part of the stretching?

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Yes! lol

Quaider4ever
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Quaider4ever

Hi Pals!!!
Pretty sure i can kayak better than Z….. Only because they don’t make a kayak big enough for him!!!! As soon as he has one he will bypass mere mortals and astound us all! The man is inspiring.. I am in awe of his drive and the purity of his nature. I can’t imagine what it must be like for the cubs… to have such an example in their professional lives. I haven’t always been his biggest fan, but the man has all my respect.
Rain today!!! Flood my rivers!!!

Quaider4ever
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Quaider4ever

Big Z could probably do the kayak thing without the kayak, and still be better than everyone else!!