Zdeno Chara is better than you.
He lifts puny human beings as weights. (He probably also carries all three of his tiny human beings as weights at home.)
Looks like the Big Man’s workouts are ramping up…#BearTracks2019 | #NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/QGJbnhxgHO
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) August 12, 2019
He uses giant slingshot to ready himself to be sent flying through the air.
💪 #BearTracks2019 | #NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/mkUPQxbPF2
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) August 12, 2019
He plays pass the ball while he is only wearing sock on a hoverboard. Watch out, that thing could catch fire.
👊#BearTracks2019 | #NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/ShbthtRaEw
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) August 12, 2019
Will they ever shoot for the hoop?
He has keys to the gym where he can let himself out and back in while you are sleeping in your bed while eating Cap’n Crunch and watching Golden Girls reruns.
He’ll be back bright and early.#BearTracks2019 | #NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/vMtNCB0OdP
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) August 12, 2019
Zdeno Chara is better than you and you know it.
I still miss my dream pet lion.
But I did find a $20 bill hiding in the corner of my bag today so that was fun.
Maybe use that to buy your dream pet lion?
Or a time-share pet lion.
You get to dream about him for two weeks every year, and when it starts feeling less exciting, you can trade it for a dream pet giraffe.
And if you buy three weeks you get a dream pet baby elephant for free!
Morning all. And the thing is, he enjoys it! I’d be a miserable fuck doing all that.
Professional athletes really are special creatures. I’ve been trying to lose some pounds, so I’ve been doing 45 minutes of cardio every day. After that, I’m done. 45 minutes of cardio for these guys is just a warm up!
I pat myself on the back when I remember to do some stretching for 10 minutes.
I actually need to stretch before hockey. I can’t move my upper body
Does the patting yourself on the back count as part of the stretching?
Yes!
Hi Pals!!!
Pretty sure i can kayak better than Z….. Only because they don’t make a kayak big enough for him!!!! As soon as he has one he will bypass mere mortals and astound us all! The man is inspiring.. I am in awe of his drive and the purity of his nature. I can’t imagine what it must be like for the cubs… to have such an example in their professional lives. I haven’t always been his biggest fan, but the man has all my respect.
Rain today!!! Flood my rivers!!!
Big Z could probably do the kayak thing without the kayak, and still be better than everyone else!!