Like most hockey players who are parents, Patrice Bergeron is self-quarantining at home with his children, all three of them. No doubt he understands how troubling and trying it can be to be around his children 24 hours a day, 7 days a week – keeping them entertained, keeping them curious, helping them learn, and making them burn off all sorts of energy. While we know that Patrice is perfect and his children are perfect little angels, I’m sure that he would love to have a break from them. So, he took one, to teach us all (read: the Satanfamily) some useful words in French.
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) April 15, 2020
I’m sure the Satanparents say this to their children all the time.