Morning Free Association: The Recount Begins!

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Whelp! Bodie Coyle, Golden Retriever Good Boy proclaimed victory last night before all the votes were tabulated. It’s amazing because I only saw 3 votes:

Winnie “Bugs” Carlo – 1

Otto “The Rocket Dog” McAvoy – 1

Otto the Busdriver – 1

So, I can’t see how he did that. I mean, he does have an ultra-loyal base. His press secretary stated, “Everyone loves Golden Retrievers. Cats love them. Ducks love them. Even other dogs love them. There are no need to count the votes: Bodie Coyle is your favorite Bruins dog.” She then proved her point by releasing these gifs to the media.

cute

cats

ducks

Dogs

Believe you me, those votes will be counted!

Both Winnie and Otto are demanding a recount as we speak.

 

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Quaider4everwash
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Quaider4everwash

Monrovia abuzz over the validity of the last ballot(?). What the deadline? Is it postmarked? How many other outstanding votes exist? What does it all mean?

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

I think I’m going to have to hide from the news today. The specter of a Bodie Coyle victory has me really agitated.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

On the plus side, I hear there’s a new ‘Chuckie’ movie coming out

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Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

I do have concerns about the validity of the Otto votes. Was my Otto gif counted as a vote for Otto or was London Bear’s comments about both Ottos considered an illegal double vote? I demand a judge’s ruling!!
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Quaider4everwash
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Quaider4everwash

Hey All!
On tinterhooks here as the ballot is to be opened soon! Still some controversy over how to tabulate the ballot as the counting deadline looms

Quaider4everwash
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Quaider4everwash

McGruff chasing squirrel from polling place. Chaos ensues!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Morning all. As predicted by the pundits, Monrovia is the key swing state in this election. Volunteers having been working around the clock to count the ballot but it is still too early to call. McGruff the Crime Dog is keeping a close eye to ensure there is no ballot tampering.

The London Bear
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The London Bear

Morning guys.

I didn’t sleep well. Can only imagine how you’re all feeling.

I wonder which will happen first:
Election decided or
NHL season starts.

Hmm.

IntentionallyWidenberg
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IntentionallyWidenberg

I voted for Fenway Krug in the primary and he should have won!
Otto is just another Good Boy, being propped up by the hockey-industrial complex!

Fenway was robbed!

Satan 81's Sister
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Satan 81's Sister

Fenway hurt his chances when he started humping the moderator during the debate. There’s just no coming back from that kind of scandal.