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Morning Free Association: The Twin Boston Dummies

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Those two sides of the same Boston media coin, Jimmy Murphy and Joe Haggerty, have some really dumb, farfetched ideas. I try my best to ignore these two, usually because they think they’re tuned in more than they are. This was the article du jour on Twitter on Sunday, exposing me to these twin towers of stupid ideas:

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Morning Free Association: It’s Going Down

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Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

It’s going down. Erik Karlsson is looking to be traded to the Tampa Bay Lightning. It all started with this:

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Morning Free Association: Free Agents No More

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On Tuesday afternoon, word came down that the Bruins and center Sean Kuraly had agreed to a three-year deal.

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Morning Free Association: Please NHL, Do the Right Thing

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You may have heard that former Kings defenseman Slava Voynov had a hearing in Los Angeles Superior Court to get his record expunged so he can return to the NHL. What he wanted done was to erase that he pleaded no contest to beating his wife, eventually serving nearly two months in jail and foregoing any further discipline by returning to his native Russia. He won his case today and now the NHL needs to figure out how to handle this situation. Continue reading

Morning Free Association: Happy Day After Canada Day

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Well, that kinda hurt.

After taking the better part of a week taking pitches and considering offers, John Tavares decided to “fulfill a lifelong dream” of being a jerkwad dingbatcenter for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Continue reading

Morning Free Association: Morning Free Agency News

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We’re just days away from Canada Day on July 1st.

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