Bruins @ Lightning: The First Course

Tonight we are treated to a three-course pasta dinner as everyone’s favorite Semolina Product on Ice, David Pastrnak, is making his return after serving a two game suspension for causing a gluten allergy. Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho has been sent back to kiddie table to make room for Pasta.
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Bruins @ Red Wings: Third Inning Stretch

It’s the third inning stretch. Everyone sing along!

Take me out the ball, er, hockey game.
Take me out to the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack Edwards.
I don’t care if I never get back checked.
For it’s root, root, root for the home, er, away team.
If they don’t win it’s a shame.
For it’s one, two, three saves you’re out at the old ball, er, hockey game!